What did you do at work today?

[MTK]

Originally Posted by mredskins

This video is really funny:

I put it in this thread becasue it is basically what I do at work most of the time:

Every Presentation Ever: Communication FAIL - YouTube

lol perfect

clip art should be banned

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

lol perfect

clip art should be banned

That choice was especially hilarious because it seems like EVERY TIME someone includes clip art, there is some lady in an 80s purple suit.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

lol perfect

clip art should be banned

I know who thought up clip art? Was Bill Gates like give me the most unimaginative person we have.

What if Walt Disney was a clip art artist? Or Rob Zombie? That would make it much better or at least interesting.


Actually speaking of unimaginative. They moved all the offices around in my building and there is this some what cute MILF manager that I rarely speak to but do say hi to time to time. Well I noticed her new office was completely bare expect for the desk chair and computer. I said it looks like you could film a training video in here it is so vanilla. She said (no pun intend) actually I was thinking it make a great porn scene. Then me walking out with a awkward but excited look on my face. I didn't even have a reply she caught me that off guard.

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by mredskins

She said (no pun intend) actually I was thinking it make a great porn scene.

I will send you a crisp, new $1 bill if you go into that office later wearing just a towel and carrying a bottle of baby oil.

Anyone else want in? We'll need photographic evidence of her expression, naturally.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

I will send you a crisp, new $1 bill if you go into that office later wearing just a towel and carrying a bottle of baby oil.

Anyone else want in? We'll need photographic evidence of her expression, naturally.

Can't do that. I have to leave my cell in my car everyday, rules of the road.

[saden1]

Working on very cool geospatial analysis stuff.

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by mredskins

Can't do that. I have to leave my cell in my car everyday, rules of the road.

Well, painting a portrait would be really awkward....

An independent observer could be worse, unless they can carry off 'Pr0n Producer' chic?

It's already getting far too complicated. Go with the towel and lube, let me know if she screams or laughs, I'll put the money into the Warpath Server fund in your name.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Well, painting a portrait would be really awkward....

An independent observer could be worse, unless they can carry off 'Pr0n Producer' chic?

It's already getting far too complicated. Go with the towel and lube, let me know if she screams or laughs, I'll put the money into the Warpath Server fund in your name.

I will keep you posted but since I don't want to lose my job and marriage in the same day I may get cold feet.