John Beck cut...signs with Texans

[mooby]

Lets get this hijack started, for the love of god.

Let me start by saying I was at Fedex Field on Saturday for the draft day party, and I was 1 for 1 in field goals made vs. attempted, so if Gano and Rackers both suck I will consider trying out, if for no other reason than maybe they'd give me a free tour around Redskins Park.

Secondly, I will lose all remaining respect for everyone on these boards, if they should declare that pepperoni pizza isn't acceptable.

Thirdly, I'd rather watch paint dry than continue discussing John Beck.

Fourthly, if you think Cousins has any chance of beating out RG3 at any point in the next 3 seasons, you are nuttier than poop with a lot of nuts in it.

Fifthly, The Wire (whose series finale I just watched) is an excellent tv show and I demand that you recognize it for its' excellence.

Sixthly, flavored vodka is an acceptable drink any day of the week. My personal favorite is watermelon vodka.

Seventhly, I was just in Baltimore for a concert on Wednesday, and I feel like nothing has changed there.

Eighthly, I have to get up for work at 5 am, so I won't be on much longer.

Ninthly, **** the NY Rangers and the LA Dodgers.

Tenthly, if you can't garner at least one potential hijack from all the points I've made above, you are a terrible person.

Peace. I'm out.