What REALLY grinds your gears?

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Originally Posted by over the mountain

do you know what really grinds my gears?

pregnant and post-partum women.

when they're pregnant you cant tell them how wrong they are, ever. and trust me, they get dumb as shit when they are pregnant. its my fault you forgot why you went upstairs? really? my ****ing dog goes upstairs with a purpose, drinks some water and completes his mission. he doesnt walk around in circles in the kitchen for ten minutes like a retarded 4 yr old.

on top of the fact they get a free pass for letting loose the most foul and heinous farts you ever smelt in your life. honestly, wtf is that. in public, in the bed. we couldnt walk through the grocery store without her suddenly rushing me along from an aisle. your foul and your ass stinks. towards the end it was worse b/c she didnt een care abiut crop dusting anymore. no shame, no guilt, just stand there bathing in an almost visible cloud of butt funk. dont blame it on hormones. its more like death vapors leaking out your butt hole. it aint cute either.

Then you going to love the hell out of menopause. lol.

Your fart gripe is hilarious. My wife blames her farts on having her gallbladder taken out. She says everything makes her gassy and she'll go all day holding that shit at work but when she gets home in front of me its PPPLLLLLBBBBBTTTTT. She's around other women all day, one would think it would be like being around the guys, but no she saves it for when she is at home. I complain everytime. I tell her she's supposed to crap in the bathroom, or fart their, then I'll be in the bathroom and she'll walk in and fart and laugh or if I have to get something while she's in the bathroom say brushing her teeth she lets loose. I'm like WTF? and she's like you told me to do it in the bathroom.