Redskins Sign RB Ryan Grant/Place Roy Helu Jr. on IR

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by Ruhskins

I hear the chicken may file a lawsuit. And it is being represented by JoeRedskins, Esq.

As a lawyer, the disgusting things people are capable of rarely surprises me. I mean, sure, who hasn't heard of using a chicken for ... shall we say ... gratification? I mean, in Cecil County, Maryland, it's practically a morning ritual. However, based on the representations of my client, the Chicken, I am shocked and amazed at the abhorrent nature of GMScud's actions.

Scud, just because you used the duct tape like that doesn't make what you did consensual. Thanks to you, my client can never again lay eggs and vomits at the sight of a spatula. And yes ... thanks to you, "he" now needs surgery.

We shall see you in court sir!