And It Begins - The Ever Popular....Power Rankings

[mooby]

in my personal power rankings, the Redskins are ranked numero uno. Everyone else is ranked between 2-32. I'll show you a preview of who earns #30, 31, and 32.

30. Gints - The Gints are, how should i put this, bad. 'Nuff said.

31. Egirls- The Egirls have certainly fought their share of bad news this offseason. What makes my power rankings different from others is the fact that the Egirls aren't gonna have a leg to stand on. We all know how T.O. feels about the organization and their franchise quarterback, Donovan McTurtle. They will finish 3rd in the NFC East this year.

32. Cowpokes - Coming in last in my world popular power rankings are the Cowpukes. Everyone thinks that these horse ridin' homo's are worthy of a playoff berth because of their offseason moves. I for one am not falling for it. This team will be lucky if they manage to win a single game in 2005. Why? because of Drew "The Statue" Bledsoe. This guy moves like he has cinderblocks tied to his feet. Washington, Philadelphia, and New York are gonna have field days sacking this guy. And their porous defense isn't gonna have any help from last year. They couldn't defend the pass if it him them in the face. And the run defense, it looks like they want to give running backs craters to run through.