Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 08:46 PM

He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche.

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche.

As long as he doesnt google my little sister with his hands down his pants!

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 08:50 PM

Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I.

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I.

Niiiiicccccceeeee.

skinsfan_nn · 05-03-2007, 08:58 PM

Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol

He does look like a kicker, poor bastard.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 08:59 PM

Yeah, life sucks to be such a douchebag. You can rest assured I'll be keeping a CLOSE eye on rookie minicamp.

More than anything, it makes me angry that he's going to get to MEET (and most likely get intercepted by) LaRon Landry.

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by skinsfan_nn

Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol

He does look like a kicker, poor bastard.

No, he looks like the poster child of the Special Olympics.

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.

This is an 81 Honda, how DARE YOU!!!

GusFrerotte · 05-03-2007, 09:05 PM

He won't last a hour Malcolm. If they in all likelyhood are going to send Palmer to Europe or maybe the practice squad do you think they are going to let this guy in? I have a better chance banging Pam Anderson than he has of making it through rookie minicamp, much less the first day.

724Skinsfan · 05-03-2007, 09:29 PM

Ah yes, the high school star that ain't going anywhere...

Be sure to sing this song every time you see him in a public place.

GMScud · 05-03-2007, 09:34 PM

This thread is hilarious!!! LOL! That guy does look like a tool. Where did he play college ball? I've never heard of him before.

dmek25 · 05-03-2007, 09:43 PM

tmc, do i detect a hint of jealousy?

Scott · 05-03-2007, 09:55 PM

He played at VMI, he is actually a pretty good athlete. I can't speak to his character. I only know where he played because that is my alma mater, granted I am 7 year removed from the school.
To answer an earlier post, VMI is a state school, no military requirements after graduation.
All of you are correct though, no chance in hell of making the team.

mooby · 05-04-2007, 12:57 AM

Maybe he could be Jason Campbell's jock strap holder. That's about the closest he'll be to a starting quarterback.

bigm29 · 05-04-2007, 01:01 AM

Malcom, you are the man

05-03-2007, 08:46 PM	#16
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 08:50 PM	#18
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 08:58 PM	#20
skinsfan_nn Playmaker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Newport News,Virginia Age: 60 Posts: 4,495	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol He does look like a kicker, poor bastard. __________________ "There's no greater feeling than moving a man from Point A to Point B, against his will." #68 THANKS COACH GIBBS FOR EVERYTHING! YOUR THE MAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!

05-03-2007, 08:59 PM	#21
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Yeah, life sucks to be such a douchebag. You can rest assured I'll be keeping a CLOSE eye on rookie minicamp. More than anything, it makes me angry that he's going to get to MEET (and most likely get intercepted by) LaRon Landry. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 09:05 PM	#24
GusFrerotte Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Detroit area Posts: 4,153	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! He won't last a hour Malcolm. If they in all likelyhood are going to send Palmer to Europe or maybe the practice squad do you think they are going to let this guy in? I have a better chance banging Pam Anderson than he has of making it through rookie minicamp, much less the first day.

05-03-2007, 09:29 PM	#25
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Ah yes, the high school star that ain't going anywhere... Be sure to sing this song every time you see him in a public place. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

05-03-2007, 09:34 PM	#26
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! This thread is hilarious!!! LOL! That guy does look like a tool. Where did he play college ball? I've never heard of him before. __________________ Tardy

05-03-2007, 09:43 PM	#27
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! tmc, do i detect a hint of jealousy? __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

05-03-2007, 09:55 PM	#28
Scott Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 177	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! He played at VMI, he is actually a pretty good athlete. I can't speak to his character. I only know where he played because that is my alma mater, granted I am 7 year removed from the school. To answer an earlier post, VMI is a state school, no military requirements after graduation. All of you are correct though, no chance in hell of making the team.

05-04-2007, 12:57 AM	#29
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,477	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Maybe he could be Jason Campbell's jock strap holder. That's about the closest he'll be to a starting quarterback. __________________ Hail to the Football Team

05-04-2007, 01:01 AM	#30
bigm29 Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mt. Laurel, NJ Age: 37 Posts: 353	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Malcom, you are the man __________________ Hail Redskins!!!

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