Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 08:13 PM

It was big news in our local paper today. This kid's name is Jonathan Wilson. He is a tool and I hate him. How can you NOT want to punch this kid?

At least if he makes the team, I can always say that I made him cry during little league baseball at least a dozen times.

MTK · 05-03-2007, 08:15 PM

Looks like a kicker, that alone is punishment enough.

70Chip · 05-03-2007, 08:16 PM

How can he try out for the Skins? Doesn't he have to go into the military? And yes, he looks like a real piece of work.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 08:18 PM

He's the biggest f-ing tool that I know. He hangs around at softball games (doesn't play mind you) and basically bangs chicks who are waaay underage.

He's a QB!

70Chip · 05-03-2007, 08:22 PM

Maybe it's one of those Make-A-Wish type deals. I always thought that if I were terminally ill, I would try to play in the Pebble Beach Pro-Am.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 08:24 PM

LOL. God, I was so pissed when I read this news. He LOVES himself.

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

He's the biggest f-ing tool that I know. He hangs around at softball games (doesn't play mind you) and basically bangs chicks who are waaay underage.

He's a QB!

Tool and QB don't mix. He will be gone before he gets a practice jersey!

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 08:32 PM

No, him and pre-teen girls do.

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

No, him and pre-teen girls do.

That is sick! I have a sick sense of humor, but there are boundaries. Not what you said, but what he does. That's SICK!

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 08:37 PM

He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.

GusFrerotte · 05-03-2007, 08:40 PM

He bangs underage chicks? Oh well, he doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of making the team. Looks like he will hang out at HS softball games and bang underage chicks his whole life. By the way Malcolm, how old are you? Your "nemesis" looks at the oldest 22, if that.

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.

John Will Inevitibly Like to Swallow 10 what?

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 08:42 PM

I'm 25. His dad was my grandma's boss and we played against each other for years. I played varsity football when he was still in JV. He's younger, maybe that's his excuse for hooking up with girls who are 14.

What makes me the maddest is the fact that he'll ALWAYS have that pick-up line the rest of his sad, pitiful life. Hell, he already has one: "Hey. I have a driver's license."

KLHJ2 · 05-03-2007, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I'm 25. His dad was my grandma's boss and we played against each other for years. I played varsity football when he was still in JV. He's younger, maybe that's his excuse for hooking up with girls who are 14.

What makes me the maddest is the fact that he'll ALWAYS have that pick-up line the rest of his sad, pitiful life. Hell, he already has one: "Hey. I have a driver's license."

Only works on high school chicks though! But because he tried out for the Skins he has a shot at Hessy now! HAHAHAHA.

GusFrerotte · 05-03-2007, 08:45 PM

Yeah preteen girls is very sick. Probably can't get a real woman though. Sounds like he is hung up on sex. 23-24 and can't graduate to the big leagues huh?

05-03-2007, 08:15 PM	#2
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TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! He's the biggest f-ing tool that I know. He hangs around at softball games (doesn't play mind you) and basically bangs chicks who are waaay underage. He's a QB! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 08:22 PM	#5
70Chip Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Manassas Age: 53 Posts: 3,048	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Maybe it's one of those Make-A-Wish type deals. I always thought that if I were terminally ill, I would try to play in the Pebble Beach Pro-Am. __________________ This Monkey's Gone to Heaven

05-03-2007, 08:24 PM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! LOL. God, I was so pissed when I read this news. He LOVES himself. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 08:13 PM	#1
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! It was big news in our local paper today. This kid's name is Jonathan Wilson. He is a tool and I hate him. How can you NOT want to punch this kid? At least if he makes the team, I can always say that I made him cry during little league baseball at least a dozen times. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 08:32 PM	#8
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! No, him and pre-teen girls do. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 08:37 PM	#10
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 08:40 PM	#11
GusFrerotte Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Detroit area Posts: 4,153	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! He bangs underage chicks? Oh well, he doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of making the team. Looks like he will hang out at HS softball games and bang underage chicks his whole life. By the way Malcolm, how old are you? Your "nemesis" looks at the oldest 22, if that.

05-03-2007, 08:42 PM	#13
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! I'm 25. His dad was my grandma's boss and we played against each other for years. I played varsity football when he was still in JV. He's younger, maybe that's his excuse for hooking up with girls who are 14. What makes me the maddest is the fact that he'll ALWAYS have that pick-up line the rest of his sad, pitiful life. Hell, he already has one: "Hey. I have a driver's license." __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 08:45 PM	#15
GusFrerotte Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Detroit area Posts: 4,153	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Yeah preteen girls is very sick. Probably can't get a real woman though. Sounds like he is hung up on sex. 23-24 and can't graduate to the big leagues huh?

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