I might be having a kid

[Schneed10]

If you wrapped it up, you can't really be any more careful than that. If you wore a condom all the way through, you're absolutely fine.

Tell that bitch to eff off.

[firstdown]

You could go on one of those afternoon talk shows where they do the test and give the results as the people freak out to make a few bucks. You could get all dressed up in Skins stuff.

[Warpath]

Tell Maury

He'll tell you the answer, and you'll get a free trip to NYC

[hooskins]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Will you name the kid Earthquake2690?

Seriously though, you should be ok. Just gotta be more careful in the future. We've all been through this I'm sure

hahahaa

but yeah man lesson learned, I have started to become really careful about casual hookups, bc they give you a scare too. Also it isn't to hard to catch STDs from these college bitches. Just wear a rubber, and honestly as stupid as it sounds sometimes you just gotta not do if that thought is on the back of your mind.
I actually have done that a couple times, where I was like wow this hoe wants some but she gives it up way to easy. And I just get up and leave.

[hooskins]

Originally Posted by Warpath

Tell Maury

He'll tell you the answer, and you'll get a free trip to NYC

, he will also take advantage of a bad situation to get ratings and all that bullshit.

[hooskins]

I mean I sound like a parent, but after you have been through a couple scares sometimes sex isnt worth having a lifetime commitment you arent ready for.
Also sometimes a BJ isnt worth STDs.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by firstdown

You could go on one of those afternoon talk shows where they do the test and give the results as the people freak out to make a few bucks. You could get all dressed up in Skins stuff.

Jamie Kennedy Experiment.

[Big C]

slut! slut! slut! slut!

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[GMScud]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

that could be a cool name but now i really dont think that it is mine and i am done with her

I had an ex who thought she was pregnant about 5 weeks after we broke up. It was an ugly breakup, too. Then she calls me and tells me she took two pregnancy tests and that they were both positive, and she was keeping the baby no questions asked. I was 21 at the time, a full time student, and working as a waiter. I FREAKED THE F@%K OUT. Then she randomly called me a week later and told me it turns out she's not pregnant. I don't know if she was just messing with me in the first place (a psycho thing to do if she was), but for a week I was preparing for the fact that I was going to be a father. I know where you're coming from. Good thing it's looking like it's not yours.

[dmek25]

whats done is done. i really think you can get some sort of dna test before the baby comes. and if its yours, congrats. you are too young, but if it happens, try to make the best of a bad situation. do not take it out on the kid

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by GMScud

I had an ex who thought she was pregnant about 5 weeks after we broke up. It was an ugly breakup, too. Then she calls me and tells me she took two pregnancy tests and that they were both positive, and she was keeping the baby no questions asked. I was 21 at the time, a full time student, and working as a waiter. I FREAKED THE F@%K OUT. Then she randomly called me a week later and told me it turns out she's not pregnant. I don't know if she was just messing with me in the first place (a psycho thing to do if she was), but for a week I was preparing for the fact that I was going to be a father. I know where you're coming from. Good thing it's looking like it's not yours.

She was messing with you. Pregnancy tests are 99.9% (no lie) accurate. I made my wife take a second one when she showed me the first positive one and that one came out positive too. The chances that ONE test comes up wrong are next to impossible, but TWO is just ridiculous.

Stay away from that psycho woman.

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by Buster

She was messing with you. Pregnancy tests are 99.9% (no lie) accurate. I made my wife take a second one when she showed me the first positive one and that one came out positive too. The chances that ONE test comes up wrong are next to impossible, but TWO is just ridiculous.

Stay away from that psycho woman.

Yeah, she is definitely a little off. We have mutual friends, but I hardly ever see or speak to her anymore. The incident in question was like 6 years ago, so it's long been over. Breaking up with that chick was one of the best things I've ever done.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by dmek25

whats done is done. i really think you can get some sort of dna test before the baby comes. and if its yours, congrats. you are too young, but if it happens, try to make the best of a bad situation. do not take it out on the kid

good news i think she says that it is not mine she says she is 100 percent sure so i really side stepped that land mine and no more sex for me until marriage


or maybe not even then

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

good newa i think she says that it is not mine she says she is 100 percent sure so i really side stepped that land mine and no more sex for me until marriage


or maybe not even then

Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't get too drastic! Just be a little bit for friggin carefull.

[djnemo65]

I remember one time my ex girlfriend was scarfing down a plate of buffalo wings when she goes, you know, I might be the P word. I said....a pig?

False alarm, but once the scare had subsided she still remembered that comment.