F... the creepy people at work

[ArtMonkDrillz]

There is a temp that's been working in our office for a few months now and he really gives us all the creeps. We've nicknamed him D-FENS because he very closely resembles Michael Douglas' character from the movie "Falling Down." The only difference is that he as ratty hair and a fierce goatee that he grew out shortly after starting here.



He carries a briefcase but no one has ever seen him open (he also has no need for a briefcase here b/c hes a temp and all of work has to remain in our locked office for security reasons). He's been known to yell at the printer when it runs out of paper, he yells at his computer when it freezes, and he yells at himself for no apparent reason.

This morning my coworker caught him pacing around in the bushes outside with a cigarette in one hand and the other buried deep in the front of his pants. He may have just been keeping an eye on his shit-box of a car or he may have been doing "the bad thing," it's hard to say. Either way, it was creepy.

I spend the day in constant fear that he might sneak up behind me and slit my throat or that he might start pissing on my leg when I'm in the bathroom. Basically, I'm scared and I just wanted to vent.

I pray to God that he's not a member of this board...