F... the creepy people at work

JoeRedskin · 05-30-2007, 04:32 PM

We had several temps come through b/c my boss drives off anyone with decent skills (let's just say she's "difficult"). Inevitably we get temp admins that are just slightly crazy. I just call them members of the Tinfoil Hat Club after one who was convinced that the police helicopter followed her around at lunch (and that was one her more sane assertions).

So we now have an official tinfoil hat that we bring out for special occasions.

skinsfan_nn · 05-30-2007, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

We used to have this strange cat in my office, he just looked very odd. He kinda had a Bill Parcells type of body, big butt, big gut, kinda pear shaped.

The biggest thing was he spent waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on the shitter. I swear he was in there 5-6 times per day making all sorts of horrible noises, grunts, groans, talking to himself, etc.

There was a rumor that he came to work one day with shit on his pants and people around him complained that he stunk. How the crap got there nobody knows, and I don't think anyone wanted to know.

Well that's a nice story. I don't think I can top that, that glass sure isn't half full. That's just WRONG!

Matty you did forget the man tits on tuna?

jamf · 05-30-2007, 05:18 PM

Sometimes, I feel like im the crazy person at work!

firstdown · 05-30-2007, 05:21 PM

I had this very nice looking Italian girl working for me I'd say was around 30 years old. She was married to this guy who would stop by the office about once a day. One day one of our customers who she helped out sent her some flowers. When her husband stopped by he got ticked and started screaming and I told him that he needed to leave. He looked at me and said ok and was walking out the door. Just then I catch her out of the corner of my eye jumping up and grabbing the flowers. Before I could stop her she was at the door and through this vase of flowers at her husband who was only about 10 feet out the door. The thing hit him in his back and then busted on the ground as he fell to his knees. Then she started in her Italian yelling and screaming at him and he looked up at her and just walked away. She cleaned up the mess then cleaned out her desk. The funnest part was the look he had as he walked away like a sad little puppy who was scared as he!! of her.

saden1 · 05-30-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

I had this very nice looking Italian girl working for me I'd say was around 30 years old. She was married to this guy who would stop by the office about once a day. One day one of our customers who she helped out sent her some flowers. When her husband stopped by he got ticked and started screaming and I told him that he needed to leave. He looked at me and said ok and was walking out the door. Just then I catch her out of the corner of my eye jumping up and grabbing the flowers. Before I could stop her she was at the door and through this vase of flowers at her husband who was only about 10 feet out the door. The thing hit him in his back and then busted on the ground as he fell to his knees. Then she started in her Italian yelling and screaming at him and he looked up at her and just walked away. She cleaned up the mess then cleaned out her desk. The funnest part was the look he had as he walked away like a sad little puppy who was scared as he!! of her.

lol...did you fire her or did she pack all on her own?

gabe1984 · 05-31-2007, 04:57 PM

I work with a strange woman myself. She's about 50, but sometimes I think she has the brain of an elementary schooler. I think it's because she asks some of the most ridiculous questions. I know some people like to say that there's no such thing as a stupid question, but these come pretty close.

1) She always asks my boss if she can use the bathroom. Who the hell asks permission to take a piss at work? This happens on a daily basis. And when she asks, she doesn't just use my boss's first name, she says, " Excuse me, Mrs. Sarah, may I please use this rest room?" It's like she's a little girl asking her teacher if she can be excused from class to go to the bathroom.

2) I've heard her a few times ask my boss, "You still love me, don't you?" I don't really get this, who asks their boss that question?

3) And this is my favorite question. One day I'm enjoying a nice turkey sandwhich at lunch when I see her looking at me with this confused look on her face from accross the table. "Uh-oh," I think to myself. "I don't want to hear whatever it is she's going to ask me." Without hesitation she asks, "Is that green stuff on your sandwhich lettuce?" I nearly choke on my sandwhich when she asked me that. After I finish a small fit of laughing and coughing I reply, "Yes, the big green leaves on my sandwhich are infact lettuce." "Oh, I was just checking," she says back. THANK YOU FOR CHECKING, MAM! What else the those big green leaves could have been confused for, I don't know. Maybe she thought a nasty little elf switched the lettuce on my sandwhich with poison ivy when I wasn't looking. Sometimes I still think about this and snicker at my desk.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-31-2007, 04:59 PM

That's pretty normal if you work in the mental healthy industry.

What the hell does this woman do?

MTK · 05-31-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gabe1984

I work with a strange woman myself. She's about 50, but sometimes I think she has the brain of an elementary schooler. I think it's because she asks some of the most ridiculous questions. I know some people like to say that there's no such thing as a stupid question, but these come pretty close.

1) She always asks my boss if she can use the bathroom. Who the hell asks permission to take a piss at work? This happens on a daily basis. And when she asks, she doesn't just use my boss's first name, she says, " Excuse me, Mrs. Sarah, may I please use this rest room?" It's like she's a little girl asking her teacher if she can be excused from class to go to the bathroom.

2) I've heard her a few times ask my boss, "You still love me, don't you?" I don't really get this, who asks their boss that question?

3) And this is my favorite question. One day I'm enjoying a nice turkey sandwhich at lunch when I see her looking at me with this confused look on her face from accross the table. "Uh-oh," I think to myself. "I don't want to hear whatever it is she's going to ask me." Without hesitation she asks, "Is that green stuff on your sandwhich lettuce?" I nearly choke on my sandwhich when she asked me that. After I finish a small fit of laughing and coughing I reply, "Yes, the big green leaves on my sandwhich are infact lettuce." "Oh, I was just checking," she says back. THANK YOU FOR CHECKING, MAM! What else the those big green leaves could have been confused for, I don't know. Maybe she thought a nasty little elf switched the lettuce on my sandwhich with poison ivy when I wasn't looking. Sometimes I still think about this and snicker at my desk.

Wow, hello crazy

gabe1984 · 05-31-2007, 05:08 PM

she just does random office work, and keeps the poison ivy elves away, of course

724Skinsfan · 05-31-2007, 05:13 PM

I became good friends with the creepy guy at work. When I started my last job, the person training me said "Watch out for Joe, he's really weird". A few weeks later I had to travel up the road with him for a site survey and struck up a conversation with him. He was peculiar but really didn't know how to initiate conversations. He just had insecure issues and was too scared to talk to people. Once he started talking about his interest (politics, rock & roll and football) he really loosened up. Total metamorphisis.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-31-2007, 05:17 PM

Random office work like snorting printer toner?

gabe1984 · 05-31-2007, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Random office work like snorting printer toner?

lol, that's hilarious.

12thMan · 05-31-2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by gabe1984

lol, that's hilarious.

Gabe, you seem to attract strange people...first the weird old dude at the gym now this lady? Hahaha

gabe1984 · 05-31-2007, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Gabe, you seem to attract strange people...first the weird old dude at the gym now this lady? Hahaha

lol, good point. I still have a fear of going in the sauna.

12thMan · 05-31-2007, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by gabe1984

lol, good point. I still have a fear of going in the sauna.

I swear I laughed for like two days about that. Funnny!!

05-30-2007, 04:32 PM	#31
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 61 Posts: 10,401	Re: F... the creepy people at work We had several temps come through b/c my boss drives off anyone with decent skills (let's just say she's "difficult"). Inevitably we get temp admins that are just slightly crazy. I just call them members of the Tinfoil Hat Club after one who was convinced that the police helicopter followed her around at lunch (and that was one her more sane assertions). So we now have an official tinfoil hat that we bring out for special occasions. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

05-30-2007, 05:18 PM	#33
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,319	Re: F... the creepy people at work Sometimes, I feel like im the crazy person at work!

05-30-2007, 05:21 PM	#34
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: F... the creepy people at work I had this very nice looking Italian girl working for me I'd say was around 30 years old. She was married to this guy who would stop by the office about once a day. One day one of our customers who she helped out sent her some flowers. When her husband stopped by he got ticked and started screaming and I told him that he needed to leave. He looked at me and said ok and was walking out the door. Just then I catch her out of the corner of my eye jumping up and grabbing the flowers. Before I could stop her she was at the door and through this vase of flowers at her husband who was only about 10 feet out the door. The thing hit him in his back and then busted on the ground as he fell to his knees. Then she started in her Italian yelling and screaming at him and he looked up at her and just walked away. She cleaned up the mess then cleaned out her desk. The funnest part was the look he had as he walked away like a sad little puppy who was scared as he!! of her.

05-31-2007, 04:57 PM	#36
gabe1984 Special Teams Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 372	Re: F... the creepy people at work I work with a strange woman myself. She's about 50, but sometimes I think she has the brain of an elementary schooler. I think it's because she asks some of the most ridiculous questions. I know some people like to say that there's no such thing as a stupid question, but these come pretty close. 1) She always asks my boss if she can use the bathroom. Who the hell asks permission to take a piss at work? This happens on a daily basis. And when she asks, she doesn't just use my boss's first name, she says, " Excuse me, Mrs. Sarah, may I please use this rest room?" It's like she's a little girl asking her teacher if she can be excused from class to go to the bathroom. 2) I've heard her a few times ask my boss, "You still love me, don't you?" I don't really get this, who asks their boss that question? 3) And this is my favorite question. One day I'm enjoying a nice turkey sandwhich at lunch when I see her looking at me with this confused look on her face from accross the table. "Uh-oh," I think to myself. "I don't want to hear whatever it is she's going to ask me." Without hesitation she asks, "Is that green stuff on your sandwhich lettuce?" I nearly choke on my sandwhich when she asked me that. After I finish a small fit of laughing and coughing I reply, "Yes, the big green leaves on my sandwhich are infact lettuce." "Oh, I was just checking," she says back. THANK YOU FOR CHECKING, MAM! What else the those big green leaves could have been confused for, I don't know. Maybe she thought a nasty little elf switched the lettuce on my sandwhich with poison ivy when I wasn't looking. Sometimes I still think about this and snicker at my desk. __________________ In the Land of the Blind the man with one eye is king, but today in the Land of the Skunks, THE MAN WITH HALF A NOSE IS KING!!!!!

05-31-2007, 04:59 PM	#37
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F... the creepy people at work That's pretty normal if you work in the mental healthy industry. What the hell does this woman do? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-31-2007, 05:08 PM	#39
gabe1984 Special Teams Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 372	Re: F... the creepy people at work she just does random office work, and keeps the poison ivy elves away, of course __________________ In the Land of the Blind the man with one eye is king, but today in the Land of the Skunks, THE MAN WITH HALF A NOSE IS KING!!!!!

05-31-2007, 05:13 PM	#40
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: F... the creepy people at work I became good friends with the creepy guy at work. When I started my last job, the person training me said "Watch out for Joe, he's really weird". A few weeks later I had to travel up the road with him for a site survey and struck up a conversation with him. He was peculiar but really didn't know how to initiate conversations. He just had insecure issues and was too scared to talk to people. Once he started talking about his interest (politics, rock & roll and football) he really loosened up. Total metamorphisis. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

05-31-2007, 05:17 PM	#41
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F... the creepy people at work Random office work like snorting printer toner? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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