Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!

[pscott32]

Maybe this dosen't apply, but all I could think about is Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused:
[ "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

[artmonkforhallofamein07]

He won't even make it out of the try out. And I'm sure he will be saying for years that he played for the REDSKINS!! LOL... l

[RobH4413]

Originally Posted by pscott32

Maybe this dosen't apply, but all I could think about is Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused:
[ "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

By far his best role in any movie ever.

[Jamesb.]

Not saying that he's going to make the team, or that he's not a douche bag but ESkins is reporting he looked to be the best QB on the field today.

[RobH4413]

Man, you guys would really hate on me.

I'm a textbook douche in all of my pictures. I just started going through some on facebook (douche bag move in itself) and spotted like 8 things in each of them. Plus I kind of look like the guy who started the thread itself.

I'm slowly realizing the bitter truth...

[SC Skins Fan]

Originally Posted by artmonkforhallofamein07

He won't even make it out of the try out. And I'm sure he will be saying for years that he played for the REDSKINS!! LOL... l

I was thinking the same thing. I had a coach in high school that always talked about trying out the Redskins and "jacking up" Brian Mitchell (total lie I'm sure), when basically he was at a rookie mini-camp for (maybe) three days.

[artmonkforhallofamein07]

lol. I know a guy who claims he is the "other" desmond howard. There is no other desmondm howard, he is a flat out liar.

[skinsfan_nn]

Just watched the video interview with Joe at rookie camp, he mentioned the returning WR Steven Harris from last year's pratice squad, that they thought alot of sprained his knee or worse.

He also talked about being interested in a RB, to secure some depth at the position.

http://www.redskins.com/team/profile.jsp?id=6748

[RMSkins]

I don't think you have to worry about this guy making the team.

[dall-assblows]

looks like a douche bag

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by angryssg

Tool and QB don't mix. He will be gone before he gets a practice jersey!

he just looks like a jackass

[70Chip]

Redskins.com has a short piece on rookie QB's but they seem to have given your boy the cold shoulder.

[Master4Caster]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I've never lost to him in anything throughout probably a decade of playing against him in all sports, not just football. Baseball, I struck him out every at bat and made him throw his bat, breaking his teammates face. Basketball, we destroyed his team by at least forty points. Football, again, destroyed his team by about forty points. When I was in higher league baseball, we rocked him as a pitcher for seventeen runs in one inning and his team forfeited since he was their best pitcher.

The reason I hate him is because I've never met someone more cocky or conceited than him.

Malcolm, Why aren't you trying out for the team? Get out there, boy!

[KLHJ2]

I hate how coaches pick their favorites. You know the guys that the coach has predetermined are going to be his stars. I moved around alot as a kid I was always having to go above and beyond to prove myself just so I could get some PT. My parents finally settled down the summer before my freshman year of HS. I thought finally a place where I can stick around and make an impact. I went through the same old thing my Freshman year, got onto the field on ST. Sophmore year, starting line up. Junior year, looking good! Senior year, injured during two a days and did not recover till mid season. Lost my starting job to a douche who's parents were heavily involved in politics and the school board. I am not saying that I would have went pro or anything, but I know that I was good enough to play some level of college ball. Well, that never happend because I joined the Army shortly after graduation. It still chaps my ass to this day, because I worked so hard those 4 years, only to see everything I worked hard for get taken away. Primarily because I wasn't one of the "coaches boys".

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by angryssg

I hate how coaches pick their favorites. You know the guys that the coach has predetermined are going to be his stars. I moved around alot as a kid I was always having to go above and beyond to prove myself just so I could get some PT. My parents finally settled down the summer before my freshman year of HS. I thought finally a place where I can stick around and make an impact. I went through the same old thing my Freshman year, got onto the field on ST. Sophmore year, starting line up. Junior year, looking good! Senior year, injured during two a days and did not recover till mid season. Lost my starting job to a douche who's parents were heavily involved in politics and the school board. I am not saying that I would have went pro or anything, but I know that I was good enough to play some level of college ball. Well, that never happend because I joined the Army shortly after graduation. It still chaps my ass to this day, because I worked so hard those 4 years, only to see everything I worked hard for get taken away. Primarily because I wasn't one of the "coaches boys".

That describes this kid's parents to a T. During baseball season, his dad was bringing over thousands of dollars worth of lawn care equipment for the coaches to use on the baseball field.