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Old 11-08-2006, 04:29 PM   #61
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Old 11-08-2006, 04:36 PM   #62
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The most PAINFUL injury I ever had was playing pickup basketball.

Not known for my ups I somehow executed what can only be described as a Jordanesque leap for a rebound. Seeing as how I was unacustomed to the heighth of the jump I guess my legs weren't so sure what the hell to do so they sorta just stuck out in front of me. I landed straight on my tailbone. It hurt so bad I couldn't breathe for about 90 seconds. Then I couldn't walk, literally couldn't walk like at all for three days. It ended up hurting for about 6 weeks. Jesus it hurts right now just thinking about.
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Old 11-08-2006, 04:42 PM   #63
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We haven't heard TAFKAS comment on his many dance related injuries yet. I figured he would have chimed in with a tale of how he stubbed his toe or got glitter in his eye by now.
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Old 11-08-2006, 04:43 PM   #64
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We haven't heard TAFKAS comment on his many dance related injuries yet. I figured he would have chimed in with a tale of how he stubbed his toe or got glitter in his eye by now.
Or got dropped when his partner tried to execute the lift.
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Old 11-08-2006, 04:44 PM   #65
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We haven't heard TAFKAS comment on his many dance related injuries yet. I figured he would have chimed in with a tale of how he stubbed his toe or got glitter in his eye by now.
Still has a bad rash from a nasty case of 'Disco Fever' he once contracted.

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Old 11-08-2006, 04:44 PM   #66
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Old 11-08-2006, 04:47 PM   #67
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Re: What's the worst sports related injury you've ever had?

well,

this one time, in band camp, I shoved a flute up my butthole

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Old 11-08-2006, 04:51 PM   #68
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We haven't heard TAFKAS comment on his many dance related injuries yet. I figured he would have chimed in with a tale of how he stubbed his toe or got glitter in his eye by now.
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Old 11-08-2006, 04:55 PM   #69
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We haven't heard TAFKAS comment on his many dance related injuries yet. I figured he would have chimed in with a tale of how he stubbed his toe or got glitter in his eye by now.
Well....I got carpal tunnel doing the patented crotch grab,then I sprained my MCL when I did the knee twist. And of course I fell off the stage cause I couldn't see what with all the glitter in my eye.

Freshman year of high school during a spring training baseball scrimmage I messed up right ankle pretty bad sliding into 2nd on a stolen base. My foot got caught under the bag, the rest of me kept going. Last day before the season started. My "wonderful" coach raced out onto the field and he cut me on the spot! I'm lying there writhing in pain and he says "well you won't be able to help us much this year. Sorry you didn't make the team." And he walks away. In retrospect I'm glad I didn't make the team. He sucked. The team sucked. He was gone the next year and I was back.

Speaking of football injuries-Amani "ItsNotA" Toomer is out for the year
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:35 PM   #70
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I cracked my arm doing gymnastics and cut my foot open surfing.
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:18 PM   #71
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Re: What's the worst sports related injury you've ever had?

Well yea rugby guys are def. an in your face, don't take no shit because we are the shit type of guys. I played for almost 3 years and that attitude kind of turned me away from the game although I loved it. It usually just spreads throughout the team and it becomes a fraternity of guys who get out of control.
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:20 PM   #72
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yo ghettodog...The guy who lost his teeth was Josh Lacey and his nickname was Metro. And yes...real men play rugby!
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:35 PM   #73
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Re: What's the worst sports related injury you've ever had?

one time i created myself in madden and tore my acl. horrible.
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:44 PM   #74
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I have broken and sprained my ankle while play soccer. The sprain was by far the worst, took much longer to heal. Some fat ass goalie fell on my right foot as I was about to score a fucking goal.

I tried to get up, to rough him up, but couldn't. I wanna know who he was, so i can fuck him up.
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:50 PM   #75
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one time i created myself in madden and tore my acl. horrible.
i bet that really hurt
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