Donovan McNabb's comments in the Washington Post

[SirLK26]

Originally Posted by mooby

Yo mama so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

Awesome! Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

[SirLK26]

Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

[JoeRedskin]

Yo mamma so fat that she has her own gravitational pull.

[JoeRedskin]

Yo mamma so fat she went to an all you can eat restaurant and ate it all.

[Chico23231]

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it reads "one at a time,please"

[Lotus]

When I go back to bed I'll tell yo mama that you said hello.

[skinsfan69]

Wow...yo mama jokes have taken over this pitiful thread. Some good ones here that I hvaen't heard in years.

[Chico23231]

Originally Posted by Lotus

When I go back to bed I'll tell yo mama that you said hello.

[SirLK26]

Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

[The Goat]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

The D was no worse under McNabb than it was last year for Griffin, in fact last years D gave up more points.

RG3 as a rookie outperformed McNabb's season here in every way possible, still a hard pill for McNabb to swallow I guess.

That's an even bigger indictment of Shanahan's defense in Washington than I was going for. The D in McNabb's year was horrible. Awful. Embarrassing. The fact last year's was even worse makes you wonder what the hell is going on.

[HailGreen28]

Originally Posted by The Goat

That's an even bigger indictment of Shanahan's defense in Washington than I was going for. The D in McNabb's year was horrible. Awful. Embarrassing. The fact last year's was even worse makes you wonder what the hell is going on.

If the turnaround in the second half of last season was because Haslett and maybe other coaches listened more to Fletcher and others, the problem was coaching? (Wondering what Matty/Smoot/other knowledgeable people say specifically.)

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Your mom is so stupid, she took the pepsi challenge and chose JIF

Your mom is so stupid, she took an hour to cook minute rice.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by The Goat

That's an even bigger indictment of Shanahan's defense in Washington than I was going for. The D in McNabb's year was horrible. Awful. Embarrassing. The fact last year's was even worse makes you wonder what the hell is going on.

I knew somehow you'd spin that into a knock against Shanahan.

It makes McNabb look a lot worse than you were going for and RG3 even better.

We know what the main issues were with the D last year. Injuries and the secondary. Down the stretch they pulled it together.

[CultBrennan59]

Yo mamma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they put speed bumps down to slow her ass down for going back for more!

[mbedner3420]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

I knew somehow you'd spin that into a knock against Shanahan.

It makes McNabb look a lot worse than you were going for and RG3 even better.

We know what the main issues were with the D last year. Injuries and the secondary. Down the stretch they pulled it together.

To be as objective as possible, the level of offensive talent and cohesion was far worse under mcnabb than it was for rg3. Regardless, mcnabb still sucks, and his mama is so fat!