What did you do at work today?

Dirtbag59 · 12-06-2011, 10:46 PM

I've been thinking that theres a lot of useless jobs in today's economy.

Tim Tebow's defense attorney, John Madden's pilot, Jay Leno's driver, Michael Vick's dog walker. The economy has been rough.

mooby · 12-06-2011, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

I've been thinking that theres a lot of useless jobs in today's economy.

Tim Tebow's defense attorney, John Madden's pilot, Jay Leno's driver, Michael Vick's dog walker. The economy has been rough.

Dumb redneck Packers fan stock advisers.

Durrrr Packers stock for sale! Buy buy buy! we'll make millions!

SmootSmack · 12-06-2011, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by diehard

I need a job. I wanna work.

That's tough man. I've been there unfortunately. are you willing to relocate?

Ruhskins · 12-06-2011, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

I've been thinking that theres a lot of useless jobs in today's economy.

Tim Tebow's defense attorney, John Madden's pilot, Jay Leno's driver, Michael Vick's dog walker. The economy has been rough.

Redskins RBs coach. LOL.

over the mountain · 12-08-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by diehard

I need a job. I wanna work.

Finding a job has been difficult for me. Luckily I have 2 jobs right now. The interviews I go to, I hear the same thing. "Weve gotten thousands of resumes so consider the fact that you got an interview a compliment and sign that someone here has taken an interest in you.".

I have an interview coming up next week, they literally had one time slot open for me.

Go to the federal government website. I forget the exact website name. In maryland there were 463 jobs of varying skills. They all pay near double what the same job would land you at the state govt or private sector level. 40k to work 32hrs/parttime nights at the IRS front desk.

Federal pay is unbelievably high and most of the jobs sound like some made up position where yoiu just sit at a desk for 40 hrs.

Federal govt employees have it made. Wish i knew that when i was in college.

cpayne5 · 12-08-2011, 01:48 PM

USAJOBS - The Federal Government’s Official Jobs Site

Some people like working for the government, some people hate it. I'm a fed, and I like it. I don't have to put up with all the corporate BS I had to when I worked for a contractor (Booz Allen Hamilton - good company to work for, though).

MTK · 01-16-2012, 11:30 AM

I worked for 2 hours this morning before realizing we had the day off.

Good thing today was a work from home day, or I totally would have wasted a trip in and back. lol

mredskins · 01-16-2012, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

I worked for 2 hours this morning before realizing we had the day off.

Good thing today was a work from home day, or I totally would have wasted a trip in and back. lol

I drove went my desk and was like fawk. Only a mile commute for me but still was dumb.

GMScud · 01-16-2012, 01:58 PM

I've got yesterday, today, and tomorrow off. Doing my best to not even think about work. Feels nice.

MTK · 01-16-2012, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

I drove went my desk and was like fawk. Only a mile commute for me but still was dumb.

lol I don't feel so bad then.

I'm just kicking myself because I could have slept in longer. Oh well.

ArtMonkDrillz · 01-16-2012, 02:52 PM

My company hates MLK and dreams so I have to work today. But I did just play some post-lunch doubles ping pong in our break room that basically just ended up with us trying to hurt one another with shots to the head, so that was fun.

mooby · 01-16-2012, 03:11 PM

Same here AMD. Came in to work at regular time today, I'm leaving at regular time today, and I've done nothing but work so far. So far I've stocked the order, received the order, straightened up the receiving area, unloaded about 50 tires off the tire rack that are about to be sent back, and helped out here and there. Now I've got nothing much to do for the rest of the day so I'm going to clean up and organize.

mredskins · 01-27-2012, 10:03 AM

This video is really funny:

I put it in this thread becasue it is basically what I do at work most of the time:

Every Presentation Ever: Communication FAIL - YouTube

MTK · 01-27-2012, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

This video is really funny:

I put it in this thread becasue it is basically what I do at work most of the time:

Every Presentation Ever: Communication FAIL - YouTube

lol perfect

clip art should be banned

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-27-2012, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

lol perfect

clip art should be banned

That choice was especially hilarious because it seems like EVERY TIME someone includes clip art, there is some lady in an 80s purple suit.

12-06-2011, 10:46 PM	#121
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12-08-2011, 01:48 PM	#126
cpayne5 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,807	Re: What did you do at work today? USAJOBS - The Federal Government’s Official Jobs Site Some people like working for the government, some people hate it. I'm a fed, and I like it. I don't have to put up with all the corporate BS I had to when I worked for a contractor (Booz Allen Hamilton - good company to work for, though). __________________ "It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you."

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MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,518	Re: What did you do at work today? I worked for 2 hours this morning before realizing we had the day off. Good thing today was a work from home day, or I totally would have wasted a trip in and back. lol __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

01-16-2012, 01:58 PM	#129
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: What did you do at work today? I've got yesterday, today, and tomorrow off. Doing my best to not even think about work. Feels nice. __________________ Tardy

01-16-2012, 02:52 PM	#131
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: What did you do at work today? My company hates MLK and dreams so I have to work today. But I did just play some post-lunch doubles ping pong in our break room that basically just ended up with us trying to hurt one another with shots to the head, so that was fun. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

01-16-2012, 03:11 PM	#132
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,468	Re: What did you do at work today? Same here AMD. Came in to work at regular time today, I'm leaving at regular time today, and I've done nothing but work so far. So far I've stocked the order, received the order, straightened up the receiving area, unloaded about 50 tires off the tire rack that are about to be sent back, and helped out here and there. Now I've got nothing much to do for the rest of the day so I'm going to clean up and organize. __________________ Hail to the Football Team

01-27-2012, 10:03 AM	#133
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,801	Re: What did you do at work today? This video is really funny: I put it in this thread becasue it is basically what I do at work most of the time: Every Presentation Ever: Communication FAIL - YouTube __________________ When life gives you paper jams, turn them into paper footballs!

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