F...Hallmark Holidays

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-15-2006, 12:08 PM

I'm sure we all got to celebrate Mother's Day yesterday and isn't it bad ass that you get to spend your hard earned money on a day that not everyone can celebrate. Sure enough, there are plenty of people who can't celebrate Christmas, Thanksgiving, and the list goes on, but DAMN things like Valentine's Day, Mother's and Father's day really chap my ass. It's like you may as well just count your bank account as $50 short for each of these holidays and $200 short for fucking Valentine's day.

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-15-2006, 12:18 PM

Well someone's not getting a Happy Malcolm Day card this year.

skinsfanthru&thru · 05-15-2006, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I'm sure we all got to celebrate Mother's Day yesterday and isn't it bad ass that you get to spend your hard earned money on a day that not everyone can celebrate. Sure enough, there are plenty of people who can't celebrate Christmas, Thanksgiving, and the list goes on, but DAMN things like Valentine's Day, Mother's and Father's day really chap my ass. It's like you may as well just count your bank account as $50 short for each of these holidays and $200 short for fucking Valentine's day.

this past weekend I had my parents anniversary, my dad's b-day, and mother's day so I normally set aside a bit of my paycheck at the beginning of the month.
Christmas and Valentines day are the really ex$pensive ones cuz atleast your parents will forgive and let it slide if u only get them a card and something small whereas family members and gf's or spouses will never let u hear the end of it if u cheap out on x-mas or v-day.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-15-2006, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Well someone's not getting a Happy Malcolm Day card this year.

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HAHAHAHAHA! Very nice.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-15-2006, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by skinsfanthru&thru

this past weekend I had my parents anniversary, my dad's b-day, and mother's day so I normally set aside a bit of my paycheck at the beginning of the month.
Christmas and Valentines day are the really ex$pensive ones cuz atleast your parents will forgive and let it slide if u only get them a card and something small whereas family members and gf's or spouses will never let u hear the end of it if u cheap out on x-mas or v-day.

See? Isn't that some bullshit too? I don't think I'll ever give someone ELSE something for their anniversary. Like that's something you celebrate together I feel.

PSUSkinsFan21 · 05-15-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

See? Isn't that some bullshit too? I don't think I'll ever give someone ELSE something for their anniversary. Like that's something you celebrate together I feel.

Card at most....unless it's a big milestone one like 25 or 50.

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-15-2006, 12:28 PM

My sister got married this weekend and I didn't get her a present, I should probably do that at some point.

On a better note though, I was one of the groom's men and when I was introduced at the reception, what song do you think was playing? HAIL TO THE REDSKINS of course!!!! Both families were singing and going nuts, it was beautiful!
My sister even told me to wear my Skins hat in, which I did proudly. THe best part was the fact that her friend I was walking in with is a Dallas fan but she just had to take it.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-15-2006, 12:29 PM

You had introductions at a wedding? That's bad ass. Sounds like a WWE event.

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-15-2006, 12:38 PM

Damn right, I should have worn a big ass gold belt in, it would have been better than the stupid tux vest.

PS - AfterHours Formal Wear sucks Balls!!!! Don't use them (especially if the wedding happens to be the same weekend as prom)

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-15-2006, 12:53 PM

I'm gonna' buy my own thing for my wedding.

BDBohnzie · 05-15-2006, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Damn right, I should have worn a big ass gold belt in, it would have been better than the stupid tux vest.

Is that your flip pie belt or your beer pong belt?

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-15-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

Is that your flip pie belt or your beer pong belt?

it's actually the same belt (but let's keep that on the DL)

Monkeydad · 05-15-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

You had introductions at a wedding? That's bad ass. Sounds like a WWE event.

We had them at mine too...complete with that rock song they play at sporting events where everyone yells "Hey!" They turned out the lights and had a spotlight, like at an NBA game.

Sorry, I can't think of the name of that song but you'd all know it.

Ok, looked it up..."Rock and Roll Part Two" by Gary Glitter. I think...:cheeky-sm

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-15-2006, 03:08 PM

Yeah, that's it.

I want to come in like Dumb and Dumber at my buddie's wedding. Wear the orange tux and do the whole schpeil.

BDBohnzie · 05-15-2006, 03:49 PM

I had 2 buddies of mine all lined up to do just that...and they backed out. they then proceeded to walk into the ceremony as the music started to have the bride walk down the aisle. everyone stood up, and it was 2 knuckleheads. it was priceless...

At our introductions, all the groomsmen had sunglasses on and carried in a beer.

05-15-2006, 12:08 PM	#1
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	F...Hallmark Holidays I'm sure we all got to celebrate Mother's Day yesterday and isn't it bad ass that you get to spend your hard earned money on a day that not everyone can celebrate. Sure enough, there are plenty of people who can't celebrate Christmas, Thanksgiving, and the list goes on, but DAMN things like Valentine's Day, Mother's and Father's day really chap my ass. It's like you may as well just count your bank account as $50 short for each of these holidays and $200 short for fucking Valentine's day. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-15-2006, 12:18 PM	#2
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: F...Hallmark Holidays Well someone's not getting a Happy Malcolm Day card this year. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-15-2006, 12:28 PM	#7
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: F...Hallmark Holidays My sister got married this weekend and I didn't get her a present, I should probably do that at some point. On a better note though, I was one of the groom's men and when I was introduced at the reception, what song do you think was playing? HAIL TO THE REDSKINS of course!!!! Both families were singing and going nuts, it was beautiful! My sister even told me to wear my Skins hat in, which I did proudly. THe best part was the fact that her friend I was walking in with is a Dallas fan but she just had to take it. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-15-2006, 12:29 PM	#8
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: F...Hallmark Holidays You had introductions at a wedding? That's bad ass. Sounds like a WWE event. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-15-2006, 12:38 PM	#9
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: F...Hallmark Holidays Damn right, I should have worn a big ass gold belt in, it would have been better than the stupid tux vest. PS - AfterHours Formal Wear sucks Balls!!!! Don't use them (especially if the wedding happens to be the same weekend as prom) __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-15-2006, 12:53 PM	#10
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: F...Hallmark Holidays I'm gonna' buy my own thing for my wedding. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-15-2006, 03:08 PM	#14
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: F...Hallmark Holidays Yeah, that's it. I want to come in like Dumb and Dumber at my buddie's wedding. Wear the orange tux and do the whole schpeil. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-15-2006, 03:49 PM	#15
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: F...Hallmark Holidays I had 2 buddies of mine all lined up to do just that...and they backed out. they then proceeded to walk into the ceremony as the music started to have the bride walk down the aisle. everyone stood up, and it was 2 knuckleheads. it was priceless... At our introductions, all the groomsmen had sunglasses on and carried in a beer. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

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