I Heart Clinton Portis

Schneed10 · 07-19-2006, 04:36 PM

In a man-love kind of way. This is just too funny:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.8.html

Scroll through the next three photos of him.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-19-2006, 04:37 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! CP is freakin' hilarious. I gotta' say though, he definitely looks like he's lost some weight.

Schneed10 · 07-19-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHAHAHAHAHA! CP is freakin' hilarious. I gotta' say though, he definitely looks like he's lost some weight.

Yep. Go speed racer, go.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-19-2006, 04:40 PM

I do hope he plans on having a press conference right before opening day's game this year. I want him to bring back Southeast Jerome!

dmek25 · 07-19-2006, 05:00 PM

i thought i saw an interview recently where he said he would not be dressing up this season?

MightyJoeGibbs · 07-19-2006, 05:49 PM

Yeah dressing up was to pick up spirits in the locker room. Now he IS REQUIRED to make it a regular thing b/c its too funny. His inner child has escaped no doubt.

BDBohnzie · 07-20-2006, 01:14 PM

it'll be the ghost of southeast jerome...SE Jerome's dead man...

bigmarley4 · 07-20-2006, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

it'll be the ghost of southeast jerome...SE Jerome's dead man...

But Bro Sweets is alive and kicking!

MightyJoeGibbs · 07-20-2006, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

it'll be the ghost of southeast jerome...SE Jerome's dead man...

Haven't you ever watched a soap opera they die and come backto life twice an episode. SE Jerome should return as a time traveler sent back from the future and he is holding the SB trophy. And the people rejoice.

davy · 07-20-2006, 02:20 PM

I've got my cynical hat on and I'm wondering if you guys would think he was funny if he played for the Cowboys?

I suspect the comments would be something along the lines of, "What a jerk Clinton Portis is."

Just a thought.

MightyJoeGibbs · 07-20-2006, 02:25 PM

He'd be dead to me if he did and would join the list of smoot, coles, and Lavar. Joining the Cowboys is no laughing matter. In fact, it would be sad b/c you can't pick a more disgusting franchise to play for.

Schneed10 · 07-20-2006, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by davy

I've got my cynical hat on and I'm wondering if you guys would think he was funny if he played for the Cowboys?

I suspect the comments would be something along the lines of, "What a jerk Clinton Portis is."

Just a thought.

I don't think I'd be annoyed or think Portis was a jerk if he were doing it as a Cowboy, but I sure wouldn't find it very funny. Nature of the beast.

scowan · 07-20-2006, 02:58 PM

I think what Portis and guys like Chad Johnson do is funny, because they are making fun of themselves and not anyone else. Unlike what T.O. has done in the past, like standing on the Cowboys star after scoring a TD. That is taunting and uncalled for. I wonder if he will go stand on the star when he scores this year? If I were a Cowboy fan and he did that, AFTER doing it in the past, I would still be angry. What a show off he is.

Monkeydad · 07-20-2006, 05:08 PM

That's the biggest burger I've ever seen!

illdefined · 07-20-2006, 06:49 PM

bless that man.

everyone noticed the week he stopped dressing up was the week our streak ended and we got eliminated from the playoffs right?

just saying.

07-19-2006, 04:36 PM	#1
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,426	I Heart Clinton Portis In a man-love kind of way. This is just too funny: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.8.html Scroll through the next three photos of him. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

07-19-2006, 04:37 PM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: I Heart Clinton Portis HAHAHAHAHAHA! CP is freakin' hilarious. I gotta' say though, he definitely looks like he's lost some weight. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-19-2006, 04:40 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: I Heart Clinton Portis I do hope he plans on having a press conference right before opening day's game this year. I want him to bring back Southeast Jerome! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-19-2006, 05:00 PM	#5
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: I Heart Clinton Portis i thought i saw an interview recently where he said he would not be dressing up this season? __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

07-19-2006, 05:49 PM	#6
MightyJoeGibbs The Starter Join Date: May 2006 Location: B-More, the backdoor for the Redskins Community Age: 45 Posts: 1,087	Re: I Heart Clinton Portis Yeah dressing up was to pick up spirits in the locker room. Now he IS REQUIRED to make it a regular thing b/c its too funny. His inner child has escaped no doubt. __________________ Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

07-20-2006, 01:14 PM	#7
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: I Heart Clinton Portis it'll be the ghost of southeast jerome...SE Jerome's dead man... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

07-20-2006, 02:20 PM	#10
davy Impact Rookie Join Date: May 2004 Location: England Posts: 939	Re: I Heart Clinton Portis I've got my cynical hat on and I'm wondering if you guys would think he was funny if he played for the Cowboys? I suspect the comments would be something along the lines of, "What a jerk Clinton Portis is." Just a thought.

07-20-2006, 02:25 PM	#11
MightyJoeGibbs The Starter Join Date: May 2006 Location: B-More, the backdoor for the Redskins Community Age: 45 Posts: 1,087	Re: I Heart Clinton Portis He'd be dead to me if he did and would join the list of smoot, coles, and Lavar. Joining the Cowboys is no laughing matter. In fact, it would be sad b/c you can't pick a more disgusting franchise to play for. __________________ Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

07-20-2006, 02:58 PM	#13
scowan The Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: KY Age: 55 Posts: 1,559	Re: I Heart Clinton Portis I think what Portis and guys like Chad Johnson do is funny, because they are making fun of themselves and not anyone else. Unlike what T.O. has done in the past, like standing on the Cowboys star after scoring a TD. That is taunting and uncalled for. I wonder if he will go stand on the star when he scores this year? If I were a Cowboy fan and he did that, AFTER doing it in the past, I would still be angry. What a show off he is.

07-20-2006, 05:08 PM	#14
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: I Heart Clinton Portis That's the biggest burger I've ever seen!

07-20-2006, 06:49 PM	#15
illdefined Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: nyc Age: 48 Posts: 2,631	Re: I Heart Clinton Portis bless that man. everyone noticed the week he stopped dressing up was the week our streak ended and we got eliminated from the playoffs right? just saying. __________________ a fan. not a cheerleader.

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