Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise

RiggoRules · 08-28-2006, 08:11 PM

Tom Cruise Cuts Deal with New Group - Los Angeles Times

Will they begin setting up those biofeedback booths at home games?

As far as the Lord Xenu crack back, see:

Chicago Tribune | The Watcher

or refer back to the South Park episode in question.

dmek25 · 08-28-2006, 09:37 PM

tom cruise is one wacked out dude

bjschmonsees · 08-28-2006, 10:26 PM

Maybe our offense is controlled by alien spirits and that's why they suck right now...

SmootSmack · 08-28-2006, 11:27 PM

Ahem

Y'all don't spend enough time in the parking lot anymore. It's Locker Room this, News Wire that. Sigh...I miss the simpler days of June

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-28-2006, 11:30 PM

You better Lock It Up!

hooskins · 08-28-2006, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

Ahem

Y'all don't spend enough time in the parking lot anymore. It's Locker Room this, News Wire that. Sigh...I miss the simpler days of June

RobH4413 · 08-28-2006, 11:31 PM

This may be the beer talking, but I'm not going to lie. That cat is cute.

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-28-2006, 11:34 PM

that just made me giggle like a fat girl going down a water slide

MightyJoeGibbs · 08-29-2006, 12:42 AM

So Dan Snyder owns Tom Cruise now? Can he kick? He wont be bringing any of his views or opinions within 2K miles of any Redskins will he??? File for a restraining order now.

jamf · 08-29-2006, 04:39 AM

I hear that Cruise is going to make Top Gun 2. His co pilot is going to be SouthEast Jerome.

dmek25 · 08-29-2006, 07:49 AM

all i know is, if he gets to wierded out again, we might have to sick sheriff gonna getch ya on him

BrudLee · 08-29-2006, 08:43 AM

Listen, if I had a quadrazillion dollars, I'd do the same thing. Since Tom Cruise went "crazy" he's put out two movies. Those movies, "War of the Worlds" and "M:I 3", made a billion dollars.

The only financial investment more guaranteed to make money is counterfeiting.

RiggoRules · 08-29-2006, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrudLee

Listen, if I had a quadrazillion dollars, I'd do the same thing. Since Tom Cruise went "crazy" he's put out two movies. Those movies, "War of the Worlds" and "M:I 3", made a billion dollars.

The only financial investment more guaranteed to make money is counterfeiting.

Uhm uh, actually, those two movies put an entire studio in the tank -- which is what TCs firing was actually all about.

MightyJoeGibbs · 08-29-2006, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrudLee

Listen, if I had a quadrazillion dollars, I'd do the same thing. Since Tom Cruise went "crazy" he's put out two movies. Those movies, "War of the Worlds" and "M:I 3", made a billion dollars.

The only financial investment more guaranteed to make money is counterfeiting.

Wheres the respect held for good actors in good movies??
Toms last two:
War.... snoozer.
MI....... most hilariously intolerable dosage of Cruise, Boooooooooooo.

BrudLee · 08-29-2006, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiggoRules

Uhm uh, actually, those two movies put an entire studio in the tank -- which is what TCs firing was actually all about.

War of the Worlds

Quote:

Released in US June 29, 2005
Total US Gross $234,277,056
Production Budget $132,000,000
Worldwide Gross $591,736,081
MPAA Rating PG-13 for frightening sequences of sci-fi violence and disturbing images.
Ad Budget (Nielsen): $46,500,000

Running Time: 116 minutes

US TV Rights (ABC/TNT, August 2005): $25,000,000 (estimated - Variety)

Mission: Impossible 3

Quote:

Released in US May 5, 2006
Total US Gross $133,501,348
Production Budget $150,000,000
Worldwide Gross $390,178,624
MPAA Rating PG-13 for intense sequences of frenetic violence

If your business crashes because a couple of movies only made $981 million, I wouldn't blame the movies.

I'm only defending Cruise because he may come to my tailgate on the 11th, now that he's an employee.

08-28-2006, 08:11 PM	#1
RiggoRules Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 380	Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise Tom Cruise Cuts Deal with New Group - Los Angeles Times Will they begin setting up those biofeedback booths at home games? As far as the Lord Xenu crack back, see: Chicago Tribune \| The Watcher or refer back to the South Park episode in question. __________________ *"Lighten up, Sandy Baby."*

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dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise tom cruise is one wacked out dude __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

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bjschmonsees Special Teams Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 54 Posts: 323	Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise Maybe our offense is controlled by alien spirits and that's why they suck right now...

08-28-2006, 11:27 PM	#4
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise Ahem Y'all don't spend enough time in the parking lot anymore. It's Locker Room this, News Wire that. Sigh...I miss the simpler days of June __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

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ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise You better Lock It Up! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

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RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 39 Posts: 2,638	Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise This may be the beer talking, but I'm not going to lie. That cat is cute. __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

08-28-2006, 11:34 PM	#8
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise that just made me giggle like a fat girl going down a water slide __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

08-29-2006, 12:42 AM	#9
MightyJoeGibbs The Starter Join Date: May 2006 Location: B-More, the backdoor for the Redskins Community Age: 45 Posts: 1,087	Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise So Dan Snyder owns Tom Cruise now? Can he kick? He wont be bringing any of his views or opinions within 2K miles of any Redskins will he??? File for a restraining order now. __________________ Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

08-29-2006, 04:39 AM	#10
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,323	Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise I hear that Cruise is going to make Top Gun 2. His co pilot is going to be SouthEast Jerome.

08-29-2006, 07:49 AM	#11
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise all i know is, if he gets to wierded out again, we might have to sick sheriff gonna getch ya on him __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

08-29-2006, 08:43 AM	#12
BrudLee Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE Posts: 3,494	Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise Listen, if I had a quadrazillion dollars, I'd do the same thing. Since Tom Cruise went "crazy" he's put out two movies. Those movies, "War of the Worlds" and "M:I 3", made a billion dollars. The only financial investment more guaranteed to make money is counterfeiting. __________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too.

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