Etan and Brendan Throw Down!

SmootSmack · 11-07-2006, 01:26 AM

Centers Thomas, Haywood Reportedly in Recent Fight - washingtonpost.com

This was my favorite part:

"Haywood responded to the punch by body-slamming Thomas to the ground, tearing out at least two of Thomas's dreadlocks in the process."

Big C · 11-07-2006, 01:34 AM

whatever, etan pisses all over brendan, let me take the shittiest shot possible like fadeaways and shitty hook shots, haywood.

hooskins · 11-07-2006, 01:34 AM

yeah read that earlier, funny stufff. I cant believe E started that, he seems so peaceful.

dall-assblows · 11-07-2006, 01:40 AM

haywood sucks. etan is becoming better each week. he had an amazing game against the magic.14points 15 boards and 6 blocks. almost a triple double, not quite

SmootSmack · 11-07-2006, 01:55 AM

If Haywood played with Etan's intensity he could be one of the dominant young big men in the league

djnemo65 · 11-07-2006, 04:44 AM

Yeah, if Brenda channeled that anger towards Etan, and the aggresion that he obviously shows in practice, on the court we might all stop calling him Brenda. That is funny though that the anti-war poet with dreadlocks threw the first punch.

dmek25 · 11-07-2006, 07:14 AM

didnt those 2 go at it last year, also?

FRPLG · 11-07-2006, 09:13 AM

Dude Brenda needs to tighten up. I am glad Thomas made an issue. Brenda's agent needs to shut his worthless face. He ought to behappy the Wizards actually pay Brenda. Not too many teams employ soft dough like 7 footers who play like 6 footers.

That Guy · 11-07-2006, 09:33 AM

haywood's done nothing in the last 5 years to show that he deserves a starting spot anywhere, so eff him. if he wants other people to think he's a starter, he should stop being lazy and give them a reason.

FRPLG · 11-07-2006, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by That Guy

haywood's done nothing in the last 5 years to show that he deserves a starting spot anywhere, so eff him. if he wants other people to think he's a starter, he should stop being lazy and give them a reason.

Seriously. A 7 footer with athleticism should be dominant. They guy has the size and phyical ability to be a decent center. I mean he's at least as talented as Ben Wallace. Play some effing D or do something well. Maybe side effects from his birth control pill hold him down.

dmek25 · 11-07-2006, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by That Guy

haywood's done nothing in the last 5 years to show that he deserves a starting spot anywhere, so eff him. if he wants other people to think he's a starter, he should stop being lazy and give them a reason.

this sounds like another former wizard who now plays for the lakers

dall-assblows · 11-07-2006, 10:18 AM

brenda takes the worst shots i've ever seen a center take

Daseal · 11-07-2006, 11:12 AM

Haywood seems to have really bad hands. He fumbles with passes inside, etc. That's my biggest beef with him. Time for etan!

Big C · 11-07-2006, 11:25 AM

haywood is just too damn slow in doing anything. all his interior post moves are either really slow, or really shitty, or both. he also doesnt get enough rebounds for his size. etan is a banger and ive always liked him

That Guy · 11-07-2006, 11:28 AM

if etan keeps this up, brenda will never see the floor... which would be a GOOD thing. maybe we can trade him for a bag of chips, or a twinkie. etan is still a bit injury prone though.

11-07-2006, 01:26 AM	#1
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Etan and Brendan Throw Down! Centers Thomas, Haywood Reportedly in Recent Fight - washingtonpost.com This was my favorite part: "Haywood responded to the punch by body-slamming Thomas to the ground, tearing out at least two of Thomas's dreadlocks in the process." __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

11-07-2006, 01:34 AM	#2
Big C Mr. Brightside Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,453	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! whatever, etan pisses all over brendan, let me take the shittiest shot possible like fadeaways and shitty hook shots, haywood. __________________ "I don't care what nobody say I'm a be me, stay hood stay real, cause I'm out here grindin'" -Joe Gibbs

11-07-2006, 01:34 AM	#3
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! yeah read that earlier, funny stufff. I cant believe E started that, he seems so peaceful. __________________ Vacancy

11-07-2006, 01:40 AM	#4
dall-assblows The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 41 Posts: 2,211	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! haywood sucks. etan is becoming better each week. he had an amazing game against the magic.14points 15 boards and 6 blocks. almost a triple double, not quite __________________ SOMEBODY PINCH ME

11-07-2006, 01:55 AM	#5
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! If Haywood played with Etan's intensity he could be one of the dominant young big men in the league __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

11-07-2006, 04:44 AM	#6
djnemo65 Playmaker Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,836	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! Yeah, if Brenda channeled that anger towards Etan, and the aggresion that he obviously shows in practice, on the court we might all stop calling him Brenda. That is funny though that the anti-war poet with dreadlocks threw the first punch.

11-07-2006, 07:14 AM	#7
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! didnt those 2 go at it last year, also? __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

11-07-2006, 09:13 AM	#8
FRPLG MVP Join Date: May 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 10,164	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! Dude Brenda needs to tighten up. I am glad Thomas made an issue. Brenda's agent needs to shut his worthless face. He ought to behappy the Wizards actually pay Brenda. Not too many teams employ soft dough like 7 footers who play like 6 footers.

11-07-2006, 09:33 AM	#9
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! haywood's done nothing in the last 5 years to show that he deserves a starting spot anywhere, so eff him. if he wants other people to think he's a starter, he should stop being lazy and give them a reason.

11-07-2006, 10:18 AM	#12
dall-assblows The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 41 Posts: 2,211	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! brenda takes the worst shots i've ever seen a center take __________________ SOMEBODY PINCH ME

11-07-2006, 11:12 AM	#13
Daseal Puppy Kicker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, Virginia Age: 41 Posts: 8,341	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! Haywood seems to have really bad hands. He fumbles with passes inside, etc. That's my biggest beef with him. Time for etan! __________________ Best. Player. Available.

11-07-2006, 11:25 AM	#14
Big C Mr. Brightside Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,453	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! haywood is just too damn slow in doing anything. all his interior post moves are either really slow, or really shitty, or both. he also doesnt get enough rebounds for his size. etan is a banger and ive always liked him __________________ "I don't care what nobody say I'm a be me, stay hood stay real, cause I'm out here grindin'" -Joe Gibbs

11-07-2006, 11:28 AM	#15
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: Etan and Brendan Throw Down! if etan keeps this up, brenda will never see the floor... which would be a GOOD thing. maybe we can trade him for a bag of chips, or a twinkie. etan is still a bit injury prone though.

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