You got any Popcorn?

hooskins · 03-07-2007, 05:00 PM

Seriously what has America come to? 400 pounds at age 7? That is just terrible.

YouTube - You Got Any Popcorn?

ArtMonkDrillz · 03-07-2007, 05:12 PM

They use that sound clip on Elliot in the Morning a lot and it kills me every time. I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it.
As far as the actual girl is concerned though, I feel really bad for her and I wish they could throw her parents in prison for letting her get like that. If she was an adult, or even a teenager I'd probably mock her, but the fact that she's a little kid just makes sad.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-07-2007, 05:15 PM

Yeah. Since the parents are such douchebags and so selfish, you'd think the fact that she probably costs them an ASSLOAD in bills, that would make them change things up a bit.

Schneed10 · 03-07-2007, 05:18 PM

Time to break the ice...

OMG, it's the BLOB!!!

I'm not going to get all issuey on this one. It's sad and all, and not the child's fault, but I mean come on now. How can you not laugh a little bit. It's like a real life Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

If I'm mean for laughing, oh well. That's funny stuff!

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-07-2007, 05:18 PM

I laughed a little, but when she was crawling around on the ground, I laughed a little harder. Then I felt bad, then I laughed again.

Schneed10 · 03-07-2007, 05:20 PM

She's the Leonard Davis of Pop Warner!

dall-assblows · 03-07-2007, 05:22 PM

its the a parents fault. who fed her? her parents.

dall-assblows · 03-07-2007, 05:24 PM

it is funny.

its also in the wrong spot. should be in the SHFT

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-07-2007, 05:24 PM

Honestly, I don't even see how you can GET that fat at that age. Your metabolism is going nuts and even DAILY ACTIVITY like LIVING should burn enough calories for a young girl to at least stay at a robust 200.

Schneed10 · 03-07-2007, 05:25 PM

I bet she bleeds gravy.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-07-2007, 05:26 PM

Watching her "walk" was what made me laugh the hardest but also feel the guiltiest.

hooskins · 03-07-2007, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I laughed a little, but when she was crawling around on the ground, I laughed a little harder. Then I felt bad, then I laughed again.

Yeah that is pretty much what I did lol

saden1 · 03-07-2007, 05:52 PM

Man, you guys are cruel.

The question I have is, is this a case of a parent overfeeding a child or some sort of biological disorder?

djnemo65 · 03-07-2007, 07:27 PM

What a disaster.....I had to chuckle at the Stay puffed comment though. She even has his gait and lack of balance.

RobH4413 · 03-07-2007, 07:41 PM

I wonder if she has any brothers or sisters. I can totally see my 9 year old self antagonizing her.

03-07-2007, 05:00 PM	#1
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ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: You got any Popcorn? They use that sound clip on Elliot in the Morning a lot and it kills me every time. I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it. As far as the actual girl is concerned though, I feel really bad for her and I wish they could throw her parents in prison for letting her get like that. If she was an adult, or even a teenager I'd probably mock her, but the fact that she's a little kid just makes sad. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

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TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: You got any Popcorn? Yeah. Since the parents are such douchebags and so selfish, you'd think the fact that she probably costs them an ASSLOAD in bills, that would make them change things up a bit. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-07-2007, 05:18 PM	#4
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,426	Re: You got any Popcorn? Time to break the ice... OMG, it's the BLOB!!! I'm not going to get all issuey on this one. It's sad and all, and not the child's fault, but I mean come on now. How can you not laugh a little bit. It's like a real life Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. If I'm mean for laughing, oh well. That's funny stuff! __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

03-07-2007, 05:18 PM	#5
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: You got any Popcorn? I laughed a little, but when she was crawling around on the ground, I laughed a little harder. Then I felt bad, then I laughed again. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,426	Re: You got any Popcorn? She's the Leonard Davis of Pop Warner! __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

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dall-assblows The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 41 Posts: 2,211	Re: You got any Popcorn? it is funny. its also in the wrong spot. should be in the SHFT __________________ SOMEBODY PINCH ME

03-07-2007, 05:24 PM	#9
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: You got any Popcorn? Honestly, I don't even see how you can GET that fat at that age. Your metabolism is going nuts and even DAILY ACTIVITY like LIVING should burn enough calories for a young girl to at least stay at a robust 200. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,426	Re: You got any Popcorn? I bet she bleeds gravy. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

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TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: You got any Popcorn? Watching her "walk" was what made me laugh the hardest but also feel the guiltiest. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-07-2007, 05:52 PM	#13
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: You got any Popcorn? Man, you guys are cruel. The question I have is, is this a case of a parent overfeeding a child or some sort of biological disorder? __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

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djnemo65 Playmaker Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,836	Re: You got any Popcorn? What a disaster.....I had to chuckle at the Stay puffed comment though. She even has his gait and lack of balance.

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