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Old 10-27-2007, 02:29 AM   #1
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Blonde GF at the game!

This guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!
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Old 10-27-2007, 03:24 AM   #2
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Re: Blonde GF at the game!

nice another blonde joke for the books
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Old 10-27-2007, 03:49 PM   #3
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Re: Blonde GF at the game!

Is it me or are threads getting weaker by the day here?
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Old 10-27-2007, 04:12 PM   #4
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it's you
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Old 10-27-2007, 06:15 PM   #5
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Is it me or are threads getting weaker by the day here?
they are getting painfully weak.
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Old 10-27-2007, 06:18 PM   #6
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Re: Blonde GF at the game!

needed to lighten the mood before the pressure comes on tomorrow
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Old 10-27-2007, 08:11 PM   #7
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Re: Blonde GF at the game!

No man should love his car that much!
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Old 10-27-2007, 10:11 PM   #8
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Is it me or are threads getting weaker by the day here?
You try posting a quality thread on the eve of annhilation. This thread is born out of necessity. Trust me after Sunday we're going to need a good laugh.
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Old 10-27-2007, 10:28 PM   #9
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Is it me or are threads getting weaker by the day here?

No its not you smoot.
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Old 10-28-2007, 01:08 PM   #10
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Re: Blonde GF at the game!

Nice, that was worth it's own thread....
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Old 10-28-2007, 08:24 PM   #11
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Re: Blonde GF at the game!

I was expecting some pictures ...
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Old 10-28-2007, 09:36 PM   #12
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needed to lighten the mood before the pressure comes on tomorrow
Almost as much as the Redskins!
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:50 PM   #13
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good joke...well appreciated after the pain
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