Ten Things I tell my four year old.

[JoeRedskin]

This is a bit of a retread since I did something similar a few years ago, but in the spirit of the week, I hope you won’t mind some repetition. Also, not sure if it's locker room material or parking lot, or if should be in an pre-existing thread. Feel free to move it mods.

Ten Things I tell my four year old so he will root against Dallas:

1. Your mom rooted for Dallas once, that’s what killed the dog.

2. If you root for Dallas, your thingy will fall off

3. Santa is a Redskin fan, if you root for Dallas he won’t bring you anything at Christmas.

4. The adoption agency said you would be a Redskin fan, if you root for Dallas, we will have to give you back.

5. If you root for Dallas, the Monster under your bed will eat you.

6. If you root for Dallas, the toilet monster will bite you on the butt when you poop.

7. Your older brother was a Dallas fan. Yes, I know you don’t have an older brother - ANYMORE

8. People who root for Dallas don’t get to eat cookies, candy or ice cream.

9. If you root for Dallas, no one will like you.

10. If you root for Dallas, thieves will sneak in and steal all your toys.