The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week

SmootSmack · 12-11-2007, 11:18 PM

He had one too many of these!

Redskin Warrior · 12-11-2007, 11:23 PM

He O.D. on his on energy bars!!!

DynamiteRave · 12-11-2007, 11:35 PM

That thing looks like dookie. I'd be throwing up too.

Lady Brave · 12-11-2007, 11:37 PM

The product description is too funny.

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This chocolate energy bar is made for EVERYONE and not just those extremely bulky bald headed men that pull trains and planes in Australia for "Worlds Strongest Man" competitions and bench press 400lbs in Gold's Gym, or wear gold panties and come out very oiled and flex their backs and butts as hard as possible to win a gold statue (that is also flexing its back and butt). We believe you could eat real good, get great vitamins and calcium, a smack of energy, and still have chocolate stained lips and fingertips to signify your satisfaction after eating a couple of these bars in such a rush because we are yet to meet anyone that had only one bar at a time. YES! They are that good! BUY IT AND TRY IT!!

GMScud · 12-11-2007, 11:44 PM

Yeah, "we believe you could eat real good..."

Eat real good? Really well maybe? I'm glad to see Smoot doesn't even have someone to proofread his website. Sigh...

That said, I'm gonna have to order a few just on principle. Smooooooottttt!!!

DynamiteRave · 12-11-2007, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

Yeah, "we believe you could eat real good..."

Eat real good? Really well maybe? I'm glad to see Smoot doesn't even have someone to proofread his website. Sigh...

That said, I'm gonna have to order a few just on principle. Smooooooottttt!!!

Smoot doesn't need a proofreader. He IS the proofreader.

MTK · 12-11-2007, 11:58 PM

This is just too funny.

Paintrain · 12-12-2007, 12:25 AM

Hilarious.. Seriously, did you hear why Portis was throwing up last week during the game? He was on the NFL-N set afterwards and said he didn't eat anything all day and then stopped in the parking lot and ate a few shrimp off of someone's grill who was tailgating!!

djnemo65 · 12-12-2007, 12:25 AM

I will bet you 20 to 1 Smoot wrote that description himself.

Daseal · 12-12-2007, 12:47 AM

UH, Im eating 3 of these a day, and nothing else. I love you Fred Smoot.

gibbsisgod · 12-12-2007, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Paintrain

Hilarious.. Seriously, did you hear why Portis was throwing up last week during the game? He was on the NFL-N set afterwards and said he didn't eat anything all day and then stopped in the parking lot and ate a few shrimp off of someone's grill who was tailgating!!

It was his family I think. I heard him say something about his Momma.

MonkFan4Life · 12-12-2007, 09:12 AM

Oh my God this is so funny. I live in Beltsville and this guy pulled up next to me in a van that that was covered in Fred Smoots SMACK Energy Bar stuff. The WHOLE van I'm not sure exactly what you would call it. It was a riding commercial, I turned and BAM Fred Smoot was right there. Not the real Fred Smoot but his picture with this Bar looking like it doesn't know if wants to melt or not.

jamf · 12-12-2007, 10:29 AM

Did anyone notice the picture of carlos rogers and the group of lovely ladies?

I'm going to order a dozen.

firstdown · 12-12-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Paintrain

Hilarious.. Seriously, did you hear why Portis was throwing up last week during the game? He was on the NFL-N set afterwards and said he didn't eat anything all day and then stopped in the parking lot and ate a few shrimp off of someone's grill who was tailgating!!

I think for CP it was from not eating all day and if he was saying this like he got food poison then that would not be the case. If you get sick from eating something just a few hours after eating its because it did not agree with your stomach and not food poision. Food poison takes 7 to 10 hours before it efects you and then it goes down hill from there.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 12-12-2007, 10:49 AM

Need an energy boost, Snack on a Smack energy bar.

12-11-2007, 11:18 PM	#1
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week He had one too many of these! __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

12-11-2007, 11:35 PM	#3
DynamiteRave Living Legend Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington DC Age: 38 Posts: 16,867	Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week That thing looks like dookie. I'd be throwing up too. __________________ Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best. I've been a part of this message board for 17 years. Damn I'm old.

12-11-2007, 11:44 PM	#5
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week Yeah, "we believe you could eat real good..." Eat real good? Really well maybe? I'm glad to see Smoot doesn't even have someone to proofread his website. Sigh... That said, I'm gonna have to order a few just on principle. Smooooooottttt!!! __________________ Tardy

12-11-2007, 11:58 PM	#7
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,569	Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week This is just too funny. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

12-12-2007, 12:25 AM	#8
Paintrain Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Age: 54 Posts: 5,006	Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week Hilarious.. Seriously, did you hear why Portis was throwing up last week during the game? He was on the NFL-N set afterwards and said he didn't eat anything all day and then stopped in the parking lot and ate a few shrimp off of someone's grill who was tailgating!! __________________ Paintrain's Redskins Fandom 1981-2014 I'm not dead but this team is dead to me...but now that McCloughan is here they may have new life! Jay Gruden = Zorny McSpurrier Kirk Cousins = Next Grossman

12-12-2007, 12:25 AM	#9
djnemo65 Playmaker Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,836	Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week I will bet you 20 to 1 Smoot wrote that description himself.

12-12-2007, 12:47 AM	#10
Daseal Puppy Kicker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, Virginia Age: 41 Posts: 8,341	Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week UH, Im eating 3 of these a day, and nothing else. I love you Fred Smoot. __________________ Best. Player. Available.

12-12-2007, 09:12 AM	#12
MonkFan4Life The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 47 Posts: 1,851	Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week Oh my God this is so funny. I live in Beltsville and this guy pulled up next to me in a van that that was covered in Fred Smoots SMACK Energy Bar stuff. The WHOLE van I'm not sure exactly what you would call it. It was a riding commercial, I turned and BAM Fred Smoot was right there. Not the real Fred Smoot but his picture with this Bar looking like it doesn't know if wants to melt or not. __________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"

12-12-2007, 10:29 AM	#13
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,323	Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week Did anyone notice the picture of carlos rogers and the group of lovely ladies? I'm going to order a dozen.

12-12-2007, 10:49 AM	#15
EARTHQUAKE2689 You did WHAT?!? Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 35 Posts: 14,169	Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week Need an energy boost, Snack on a Smack energy bar. __________________ https://open.spotify.com/artist/1NG9zNxqMP8cYNP72QqUQT Shameless self-promotion. It is what it is.

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