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Old 01-08-2008, 11:43 AM   #1
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Exclamation Please read this poem.

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Missteaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
Iam shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it’s weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

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Old 01-08-2008, 01:55 PM   #2
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Re: Please read this poem.

Shouldn't the title of the thread be "Pleas Reed This Poem"?

Are you related to redskin rich?
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Old 01-08-2008, 01:59 PM   #3
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Re: Please read this poem.

So that explains it...
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Old 01-08-2008, 02:15 PM   #4
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Re: Please read this poem.

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Shouldn't the title of the thread be "Pleas Reed This Poem"?

Are you related to redskin rich?
I didn't want to spoil it.

If I were related to Redskin Rich, I would've posted the title "Please read this poem" and put a news article in the post. :cheeky-sm





Just kidding, Rich.
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Old 01-08-2008, 04:19 PM   #5
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I didn't want to spoil it.

If I were related to Redskin Rich, I would've posted the title "Please read this poem" and put a news article in the post. :cheeky-sm
You also would have severely miscalculated your post count.

Man that still cracks me up.
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