chat with a stranger

MTK · 07-10-2009, 01:19 PM

There's a website out there called Omegle that will instantly connect you with another stranger for a chat session. I know, don't we chat with strangers all day here? I tried this out and here's what I came up with, let's see who can have the wackiest "stranger chat"

http://omegle.com/

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello stranger
Stranger: nobbly nuts
You: I have a task for you that involves mayonaise and twigs, can u comply?
Stranger: after ive eaten this kebab
You: daddy would you like some sausage?
Stranger: you know how your mums cut up in a bin bag yeah?
You: pop pop goes the weasel the weasel
Stranger: planet orion
You: word up dawg u feeling it
Stranger: sphyncter
You: peace yo, split it while you're hittin' it
Stranger: this kebab is so tasty
Stranger: man
Stranger: its like orgasmic
You: like you momma
Stranger: indeed
You: f'ing a man, f'ing a
Stranger: *farts*

KLHJ2 · 07-10-2009, 01:37 PM

30 more days.

SmootSmack · 07-10-2009, 01:44 PM

Didn't some 16 year old come up with this, or something like that? I thought I had heard that somewhere.

This sounds like a lot like that chat that I think hooskins found where you can get your questions answered by "experts"

I'm just going to copy and paste posts from kidwell, offiss, and sbf...that should make for a fun conversation

MTK · 07-10-2009, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Didn't some 16 year old come up with this, or something like that? I thought I had heard that somewhere.

This sounds like a lot like that chat that I think hooskins found where you can get your questions answered by "experts"

I'm just going to copy and paste posts from kidwell, offiss, and sbf...that should make for a fun conversation

love that idea

Daseal · 07-10-2009, 05:52 PM

I did this once, I thought the idea was cool. It got stale quickly.

SmootSmack · 07-10-2009, 05:59 PM

Strangers keep disconnecting from the conversations I start....and that kinda hurts. At least I know you guys will never leave me...guys? guys?

jamf · 07-10-2009, 06:02 PM

I just tried, Here is my conversation:

Stranger: hi.
You: Hello
Stranger: f/m?
You: I am wearing feety pajamas
Stranger: female or male?
You: male
Stranger: you are bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jamf · 07-10-2009, 06:06 PM

I am having too much fun:

You: hello
Stranger: ca02ca0
Stranger: cam2cam
You: OOOOOh
You: I am wearing crotchless
You: Feety pajamas
Stranger: m/f
You: male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jamf · 07-10-2009, 06:11 PM

Oh what the hell:

Stranger: eyyy
You: Breastfeeding sucks
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 28
You: but my mom is 58
You: and her nipples are disgusting
Stranger: D:
Stranger: thats nasty >.<
You: It's like sour milk too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hog1 · 07-10-2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Didn't some 16 year old come up with this, or something like that? I thought I had heard that somewhere.

This sounds like a lot like that chat that I think hooskins found where you can get your questions answered by "experts"

I'm just going to copy and paste posts from kidwell, offiss, and sbf...that should make for a fun conversation

THAT'S humor!
However, is there not a reality show in this? Where are they now? Who is the latest victim of SBF and his much touted and feared.........blender

Smooter · 07-10-2009, 09:55 PM

My first try didn't turn out so well.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Give me some sexy picture?
You: Maybe if you like testicles.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-10-2009, 10:36 PM

You: yoyoyoyyooyoyoyoyoyoyo
Stranger: hi
You: whats goin on
Stranger: alot know that we are friends can tell me your creadit card details
You: yes oh my god yes
You: do you want the number first and then the expiration?

Stranger: number fist please
You: ok sure, we can trade
You: itll be a hoot to use your card and you can use mine

SmootSmack · 07-11-2009, 10:24 AM

Still waiting for this person to respond. I'm just not a very good online conversationalist

Stranger: Hello!
You: who is the worst artist in music history?
Stranger: Joplin.
Stranger: Why?
You: janis joplin? You're kidding!
Stranger: Yes
You: I'm just trying to ask a question
Stranger: Naomi Awards - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
You: I've been listening to Joplin with my headphones on and Joplin is not the worst
You: your problem is you're a music fan, but not a music man. I'm a music man
You: Hey where'd you go. Ok, I'm sorry. Just going through a real emotional time so that's my excuse for my erratic behavior....I'm going to barbecue some pork butts this weekend on my new 30 foot smoker. It has wheels so I can take it with me wherever I go. I'll send you some pics

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-11-2009, 11:45 AM

Stranger: helloou <33
You: Dewd! I just got a new smoker! I'm going to smoke some pork and a whole turkey today
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mooby · 07-11-2009, 03:10 PM

You: man
Stranger: Ya
You: i love ****ing around with people
You: so you know what's not cool?
You: dingleberries
Stranger: Ya I knoe
You: and being a furry
Stranger: WTF?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-10-2009, 01:19 PM	#1
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,569	chat with a stranger There's a website out there called Omegle that will instantly connect you with another stranger for a chat session. I know, don't we chat with strangers all day here? I tried this out and here's what I came up with, let's see who can have the wackiest "stranger chat" http://omegle.com/ Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello stranger Stranger: nobbly nuts You: I have a task for you that involves mayonaise and twigs, can u comply? Stranger: after ive eaten this kebab You: daddy would you like some sausage? Stranger: you know how your mums cut up in a bin bag yeah? You: pop pop goes the weasel the weasel Stranger: planet orion You: word up dawg u feeling it Stranger: sphyncter You: peace yo, split it while you're hittin' it Stranger: this kebab is so tasty Stranger: man Stranger: its like orgasmic You: like you momma Stranger: indeed You: f'ing a man, f'ing a Stranger: farts __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

07-10-2009, 01:37 PM	#2
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: chat with a stranger 30 more days.

07-10-2009, 01:44 PM	#3
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: chat with a stranger Didn't some 16 year old come up with this, or something like that? I thought I had heard that somewhere. This sounds like a lot like that chat that I think hooskins found where you can get your questions answered by "experts" I'm just going to copy and paste posts from kidwell, offiss, and sbf...that should make for a fun conversation __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

07-10-2009, 05:52 PM	#5
Daseal Puppy Kicker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, Virginia Age: 41 Posts: 8,341	Re: chat with a stranger I did this once, I thought the idea was cool. It got stale quickly. __________________ Best. Player. Available.

07-10-2009, 05:59 PM	#6
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: chat with a stranger Strangers keep disconnecting from the conversations I start....and that kinda hurts. At least I know you guys will never leave me...guys? guys? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

07-10-2009, 06:02 PM	#7
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,323	Re: chat with a stranger I just tried, Here is my conversation: Stranger: hi. You: Hello Stranger: f/m? You: I am wearing feety pajamas Stranger: female or male? You: male Stranger: you are bastard Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-10-2009, 06:06 PM	#8
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,323	Re: chat with a stranger I am having too much fun: You: hello Stranger: ca02ca0 Stranger: cam2cam You: OOOOOh You: I am wearing crotchless You: Feety pajamas Stranger: m/f You: male Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-10-2009, 06:11 PM	#9
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,323	Re: chat with a stranger Oh what the hell: Stranger: eyyy You: Breastfeeding sucks Stranger: ^_^ Stranger: yeah Stranger: how old are you? You: 28 You: but my mom is 58 You: and her nipples are disgusting Stranger: D: Stranger: thats nasty >.< You: It's like sour milk too! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

07-10-2009, 09:55 PM	#11
Smooter Impact Rookie Join Date: May 2007 Age: 41 Posts: 965	Re: chat with a stranger My first try didn't turn out so well. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Give me some sexy picture? You: Maybe if you like testicles. Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ Same freakout different year.

07-10-2009, 10:36 PM	#12
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: chat with a stranger You: yoyoyoyyooyoyoyoyoyoyo Stranger: hi You: whats goin on Stranger: alot know that we are friends can tell me your creadit card details You: yes oh my god yes You: do you want the number first and then the expiration? Stranger: number fist please You: ok sure, we can trade You: itll be a hoot to use your card and you can use mine __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-11-2009, 10:24 AM	#13
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: chat with a stranger Still waiting for this person to respond. I'm just not a very good online conversationalist Stranger: Hello! You: who is the worst artist in music history? Stranger: Joplin. Stranger: Why? You: janis joplin? You're kidding! Stranger: Yes You: I'm just trying to ask a question Stranger: Naomi Awards - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia You: I've been listening to Joplin with my headphones on and Joplin is not the worst You: your problem is you're a music fan, but not a music man. I'm a music man You: Hey where'd you go. Ok, I'm sorry. Just going through a real emotional time so that's my excuse for my erratic behavior....I'm going to barbecue some pork butts this weekend on my new 30 foot smoker. It has wheels so I can take it with me wherever I go. I'll send you some pics __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

07-11-2009, 11:45 AM	#14
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: chat with a stranger Stranger: helloou <33 You: Dewd! I just got a new smoker! I'm going to smoke some pork and a whole turkey today Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

07-11-2009, 03:10 PM	#15
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,477	Re: chat with a stranger You: man Stranger: Ya You: i love ****ing around with people You: so you know what's not cool? You: dingleberries Stranger: Ya I knoe You: and being a furry Stranger: WTF? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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