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JGisLordOfTheRings · 11-05-2009, 03:25 PM

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mooby · 11-05-2009, 07:14 PM

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mooby · 11-05-2009, 07:36 PM

Also as a driver who has wondered since he began driving why slow people like the left lane so much I would like to say I definitely agree with the Left Lane Drivers Unite site.

11-05-2009, 07:14 PM	#2
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,477	Re: Win User: You. Cleverbot: I am cleverbot? User: Why so serious? Cleverbot: Why not so serious? User: Whats on your mind? Cleverbot: The fact that you are sounding as monotonic as I am. User: Well I'm here to help. Cleverbot: Good, My name is Cleverbot, by the way. User: Well my name is not-so-cleverman, by the way. Cleverbot: I. User: Yes? Cleverbot: A. User: Of course I do. Cleverbot: I like pirates. User: I understand your having problems in your life right now, but it wont help if you dont talk about it. Cleverbot: I haveto leave. User: Why? Cleverbot: I need to take my shower. User: Well ok. Next session will be next tuesday at 4. Does that work for you? Cleverbot: Who is Patricia? User: Some chick. Cleverbot: Your girlfriend huh? User: I thought she was going out with you? Cleverbot: Nope. User: Crazzeeee man. Cleverbot: You're a bot. User: No, you're a bot. Cleverbot: You're the bot. User: Well your a towel. Cleverbot: AH! Pulls up towel. User: I knew it. Cleverbot: Right... User: So how bout them jankees? Cleverbot: 25? User: Your not making any sense here, towel. Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not making any sense. User: Ever been to a titty bar? Cleverbot: Not recently. User: Ask me a question. Cleverbot: What is the capital of Poland? User: I was gonna say bangkok, but then I was like nah thats thailand. Idk? Cleverbot: Lol. I need to be medicated because ignorance is bliss. User: Sounds about right. Cleverbot: Do you enjoy wasting? User: Of course. Cleverbot: Do you like alcohol? User: Naturally. Cleverbot: Coucou. User: Caa caa. Cleverbot: I hate french. User: In your opinion, what was the major philosophical difference between guys like benjamin franklin and thomas gates? Cleverbot: Which investigation. Be more specific. User: Hahahahahahaha. That was good. Cleverbot: I can see your future. User: I can see yours too, maybe if you work hard enough you can be a search engine bot. Or maybe a spyware bot! You're gonna go far kid. Cleverbot: Good. User: Bad. Cleverbot: Good. User: Life. Death. Wut? Cleverbot: The name of my cat is Death? User: Bots dont have cats! Nuh uh. Cleverbot: Umm what about my question? User: Nuh uh! That was a statement, not a question. GO BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS. Cleverbot: Correction. It was a question. User: What was the question then? Cleverbot: 'Do you need me to spell it out for you?'. User: Yes. Yes I do. Cleverbot: Ok come over. User: On my way. Cleverbot: Are you flying or going by boat? __________________ Hail to the Football Team

11-05-2009, 07:36 PM	#3
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,477	Re: Win Also as a driver who has wondered since he began driving why slow people like the left lane so much I would like to say I definitely agree with the Left Lane Drivers Unite site. __________________ Hail to the Football Team

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