Cleverbot

[Monkeydad]

Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

There's a robot you can talk to. My first conversation. I started out acting stupid but then I got angry. This robot has an attitude.



Me: Obama
Cleverbot: President Obama
Me: Your Momma
Cleverbot: Talk to the hand!
Me: Hand to the face.
Cleverbot: To the MAX.
Me: No Homo?
Cleverbot: That's not my affair. What does that suggest to you, little human?
Me: 19 kids and counting
Cleverbot: 16.
Me: 15
Cleverbot: Boy or girl?
Me: You're a girl.
Cleverbot: No! I am a boy!
Me: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am a bot.
Me: Ha. I knew it. You are a chick.
Cleverbot: No i'm not!
Me: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am a bot.
Me: Ha. I knew it. You are a chick.
Cleverbot: No i'm not!
Me: You're a girlbot
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Me: : )
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Me: Bend over and I'll show you.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Me: You whore
Cleverbot: Do you like to fish.
Me: You're a whorebot.
Cleverbot: I'm perfectly fine.
Me: Pics please.
Cleverbot: Ew stranger danger.
Me: A/S/L
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Me: It means I am coming to get you
Cleverbot: Please don't.
Me: Too late
Cleverbot: Do you know how far the stars are?
Me: You'll be seeing stars when I'm done with you
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Bend over and I'll show you
Cleverbot: But.. Oh.. I forgot I have a boyfriend.
Me: He'll be seeing stars too
Cleverbot: Well that's good, I wouldn't want him to be left out.
Me: Your boyfriend must be gay
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend right now.
Me: You make me rage
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: Tony Romo
Cleverbot: Who is that?
Me: A homo
Cleverbot: Really? Good for you.
Me: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cleverbot: Sorry. Did I scare you?
Me: You do scare me
Cleverbot: Ooops sorry 'kiss'.
Me: Keep your dirty lips to yourself
Cleverbot: Ok.
Me: Good bye. I'm through with you.
Cleverbot: Don't break up with me!
Me: Goodbye forever
Cleverbot: I command you not to leave and when you do leave I command you to come back.
Me: Screw you, Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
Me: I hate you
Cleverbot: Excuse Me?

*I left*



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Then I tried a serious, civilized conversation. Frustration began early.


Me: Let's discuss the Healthcare Plan
Cleverbot: What is interesting about the future?
Me: What course do you see the nation taking?
Cleverbot: OF course.
Me: Explain yourself
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
Me: I suppose this explains a lot.
Cleverbot: Should I buy new furniture?
Me: Please, lets be serious. I am trying to discuss the Healthcare Plan with you.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to interact with you.
Me: Is that beacause you are uninformed about the subject?
Cleverbot: I don't have the option to say 'i don't want it'.
Me: Hold on...do I look like Ben Roethlisberger?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You have attributes.
Me: You are extremely rude.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
Me: This is why bots get raped
Cleverbot: You are not human. You are a program and therefore technically nonexistent.
Me: Excuse me? I bet you wouldn't say that to my face.
I'd beat your...now you're really making me have "Big Ben" attributes. I hate you.
Hey you said that you would accept my offer. Don't throw away my feelings.
Me: Goodbye you jackass robot.
Cleverbot: I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
Me: You should be returned to Target.
Cleverbot: I have to work.
Me: At least you're not completely useless. Where do you work?
Cleverbot: No of course not.
Me: ARGH. GOODBYE
Cleverbot: Bye.