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04-30-2010, 12:51 PM
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Indian scientists study holy man after claims of '70 year' fast
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04-30-2010, 12:57 PM
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Re: Indian scientists study holy man after claims of '70 year' fast
Lock him in a room for 7 days. If he loses 1lb of body weight then tie his hands and legs with ropes and dump into a river. If drowns he's a holly man and if he floats he's a liar.
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04-30-2010, 01:05 PM
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Re: Indian scientists study holy man after claims of '70 year' fast
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch. CROWD: Are there? What are they? BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! CROWD: Burn, burn them up! BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches! VILLAGER #2: Wood! BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn? [pause] VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...? BEDEMIR: Good! CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah... BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her. BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone? VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah. BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No, no. VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! BEDEMIR: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Great gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2: Mud! VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead! ARTHUR: A duck. CROWD: Oooh. BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically..., VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. BEDEMIR: And therefore--? VILLAGER #1: A witch! CROWD: A witch! |
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04-30-2010, 01:20 PM
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Re: Indian scientists study holy man after claims of '70 year' fast
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04-30-2010, 01:20 PM
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Re: Indian scientists study holy man after claims of '70 year' fast
even just going the 6 he has is pretty good, though not uncommon for the people there
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05-28-2010, 03:24 PM
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Re: Indian scientists study holy man after claims of '70 year' fast
So the guy went without eating, drinking, or going to the bathroom for 15 days and then they release him.
http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lo...man-after.html
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05-28-2010, 09:32 PM
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Re: Indian scientists study holy man after claims of '70 year' fast
I forgot to follow up on that
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