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Once per week, I need you to watch me fall asleep. It's comforting for me.

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Old 05-05-2010, 02:54 AM   #1
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Once per week, I need you to watch me fall asleep. It's comforting for me.

Large, clean room w/ private bathroom and garage parking

I love looking at CL for the missed connections, scams, and of course, current pricing on DC area neighborhood rent. Every now and again you run into a gem like this one

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I have a large room with new carpets available for rent in Rockville. It has a private bathroom inside the room with a full tub. There's also a walk-in closet for ample closet space.

Month-to-month lease, though those who opt for longer will be given preference.

NO PETS.

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Once per week, I need you to watch me fall asleep. It's comforting for me. That's it. It doesn't go any further than that. Just watch me fall asleep, once a week. Nothing more.

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Old 05-05-2010, 03:10 AM   #2
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Re: Once per week, I need you to watch me fall asleep. It's comforting for me.

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Large, clean room w/ private bathroom and garage parking

I love looking at CL for the missed connections, scams, and of course, current pricing on DC area neighborhood rent. Every now and again you run into a gem like this one
That's just straight creepy. Someone finds it comforting to have a total stranger watch them fall asleep? Run. Run far and fast. The other catch should be that the prospective resident gets to check in the freezer for chopped up body parts. WTF.
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:13 AM   #3
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That's just straight creepy. Someone finds it comforting to have a total stranger watch them fall asleep? Run. Run far and fast. The other catch should be that the prospective resident gets to check in the freezer for chopped up body parts. WTF.
Exactly! Now, on the other hand, no description is given, if it's one of those 2 blondes with D-cups that was mentioned the other day, I might offer to "comfort" her for more than 1 night a week.
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:44 AM   #4
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Re: Once per week, I need you to watch me fall asleep. It's comforting for me.

haha what!?! who in their right mind takes that room?
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:59 AM   #5
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Re: Once per week, I need you to watch me fall asleep. It's comforting for me.

Total creep alert.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:06 AM   #6
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Re: Once per week, I need you to watch me fall asleep. It's comforting for me.

I'm reminded of this:



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Old 05-05-2010, 09:32 AM   #7
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weird.

craigslist is classic. the personals and casual encounters are just crazy. most of them are dudes wanting to meet up in Columbia parking lot to watch each other jack it. i wonder how many of those ads were posted by firstdown.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:35 AM   #8
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weird.

craigslist is classic. the personals and casual encounters are just crazy. most of them are dudes wanting to meet up in Columbia parking lot to watch each other jack it. i wonder how many of those ads were posted by firstdown.

When you make post like this it means their political dribble is getting to you, don't play into their games.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:40 AM   #9
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When you make post like this it means their political dribble is getting to you, don't play into their games.

ha, i see what you mean... but honestly as i was typing it out i thought it would be funny and he was one of the first screen names i could think of and figured he seems to have thick enough skin.....
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:48 AM   #10
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ha, i see what you mean... but honestly as i was typing it out i thought it would be funny and he was one of the first screen names i could think of and figured he seems to have thick enough skin.....

Oh yeah I definitely laughed and he does have pretty thick skin. I have been guilt of the same in the past.

To me; him and a bunch of others on here just sit around waiting to spew their political non-sense or "pesky facts" to anyone who will listen. When in reality no matter how much they cry the earth keeps spinning and Obama is still the president. Let them live in their world of hate and constant worry about things that they can't change, it is only diminishing their quality of life.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:57 AM   #11
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Oh yeah I definitely laughed and he does have pretty thick skin. I have been guilt of the same in the past.

To me; him and a bunch of others on here just sit around waiting to spew their political non-sense or "pesky facts" to anyone who will listen. When in reality no matter how much they cry the earth keeps spinning and Obama is still the president. Let them live in their world of hate and constant worry about things that they can't change, it is only diminishing their quality of life.

well at least they can get together outside the Columbia mall and cheer each other up with a blow'n'go.
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:55 AM   #12
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Re: Once per week, I need you to watch me fall asleep. It's comforting for me.

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weird.

craigslist is classic. the personals and casual encounters are just crazy. most of them are dudes wanting to meet up in Columbia parking lot to watch each other jack it. i wonder how many of those ads were posted by firstdown.
Yea I posted one looking for a skank and your mom showed up. See I can have a sense of humor.LOL
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:57 AM   #13
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Yea I posted one looking for a skank and your mom showed up. See I can have a sense of humor.LOL
real funny. mom was murdered by the craigslist killer.
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Old 05-05-2010, 12:33 PM   #14
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real funny. mom was murdered by the craigslist killer.
LOL. Ok I hope that was a joke. Actually I was going to erase that post but a customer came in my office and just left so I just got a chance to sign back on. I guess we both have thick skin.
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Old 05-05-2010, 12:35 PM   #15
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yea, no worries mate. all in good fun.


but i dont want to watch you jerk off so please stop PMing me.
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