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Old 09-01-2010, 04:12 PM   #1
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Woman Tries To Force Way Down Boyfriend's Chimney...

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Old 09-01-2010, 04:17 PM   #2
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Re: Woman Tries To Force Way Down Boyfriend's Chimney...

You just know by the thread title....that isn't going to go well.......
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:20 PM   #3
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Re: Woman Tries To Force Way Down Boyfriend's Chimney...

I heard about this on the radio this morning.

Marry F'n Christman ya tard !
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Re: Woman Tries To Force Way Down Boyfriend's Chimney...

She was a freaking doctor?!?!?!
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:28 PM   #5
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Re: Woman Tries To Force Way Down Boyfriend's Chimney...

I guess one could say she got "stuck" in an "abusive" position.
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:30 PM   #6
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Crazy - and it's not like she was just some dumb, uneducated hick. She was a medical doctor. Takes all kinds.
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:31 PM   #7
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I guess one could say she got "stuck" in an "abusive" position.
so so soooo wrong. Funny as hell, but just wrong.
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:37 PM   #8
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so so soooo wrong. Funny as hell, but just wrong.

Maybe so but you would think a doctor would know the danger of trying to get into somebody's house by going in through the chimney. Shit happens lol.
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Re: Woman Tries To Force Way Down Boyfriend's Chimney...

They say their relationship was on again and off again. That means he was banging her until she got ticked about something and disappeared for a week or two. She would get lonely/horny and come back and they would start banging again. One week he is on that thing the next week off.
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Re: Woman Tries To Force Way Down Boyfriend's Chimney...

This is exactly the same thing that happened to Phoebe Cates' dad in Gremlins.

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Old 09-01-2010, 05:49 PM   #11
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Kotarac apparently died in the chimney, but her body was not discovered until a house-sitter noticed a stench and fluids coming from the fireplace Saturday,

Its a bad day when you notice that.
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Phoebe Cates -- mmmmmmmmmm!!!

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Re: Woman Tries To Force Way Down Boyfriend's Chimney...

I recently sent her a friend request on Facebook. So far I haven't gotten a response.
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Old 09-01-2010, 06:17 PM   #14
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Kotarac apparently died in the chimney, but her body was not discovered until a house-sitter noticed a stench and fluids coming from the fireplace Saturday,

Its a bad day when you notice that.
Yeah I feel pretty bad for the housesitter who had to discover that. You think everything's normal then you shine a flashlight up the chimney and you see that? That would f with me for a while.
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They say their relationship was on again and off again. That means he was banging her until she got ticked about something and disappeared for a week or two. She would get lonely/horny and come back and they would start banging again. One week he is on that thing the next week off.

Ohhhhh, thats what on again off again means. Thanks for explanation!
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