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Old 08-11-2010, 09:47 AM   #11
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Re: Vasectomy Anyone

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17 years ago my (step) father had his done. I came home from school that day and he was all laid up on the couch under a blanket. He was all doped up and loopy from the pain medication that they had given him. He asked me "_____, could you get me a glass of water?" I said "Sure dad, do you want ice in that?" He replied "Yes please." I pour him some water from the pitcher in the fridge and drop a couple of cubes into the glass and take him his water. He sips it and makes a refreshing sigh. He looks up at me with his doped up and dilated eyes and asks me "Do you want to see what they did to me boy?" Before I had a chance to answer or even say no he lifts the blanket of his nude body and displays what I like to call "the horror". There it was, his once glorified man staff lying in a puddle of its own ooze and half mended by ineffective gauze and bandages. I turned my head and closed my eyes abruptly. I am shocked and traumatized by "the horror" I had just seen. My dad covers himself back up. He utters something to me but I am so preoccupied with the gagging sound in my head that I cannot make out the words. I determined right then and right there that I was never going to get fixed. To this day I have stayed true to that word.
So THAT is why you're Angry.
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