Paintrain's all encompassing 'discuss all things offseason' thread (Version 2.0)

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by SirLK26

I think you're selling his comedic value short.

No its better if I'm ranked 3rd. Ranking me 1st would only make me complacent. So long as I have something to shoot for I can continue to live a meaningful life filled with purpose and personas. Also keeping in mind that third place is usually awarded bronze which begs the question, what alloy consisting primarily of copper is used to craft Hall of Fame busts?

Secret edit: F**k you Quake, I want to be ranked first now.