Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by Angry

I leave for a week, come back and I am immediately slapped in the face with new Warpath features and everyone making fun of SBF. What the hell is really going on?

I have a theory that he is on this site under another username. He didn't leave us, he just realized that he had made an ass out of himself and decided to start over.

That is my theory and I am sticking to it. I have no hard evidence to support this theory though.

I don't think this is the case because there is NO WAY he'd be able to sit back for this long (this thread and the one on April Fool's Day) and not say a word.

The April Fool's thread alone would have sent him into a tail spin. He'd be furiously typing with his bbq covered digits, calling for a boycott of the site. He'd be writing letters to former Redskins from the 1940's asking for their support in his one man campaign against any and everyone who believed that he'd actually hit a man with a blender (my hand is raised). He'd track down SmootSmack and introduce him to his custom steel kickin' leg. It would be a blood bath of Biblical proportions, which would be right up his alley.

No, there is no way he's back on this site as a passive observer. He lacks the will power.