You know you're a redneck when...

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by Trample the Elderly

Does thinking about sleeping with your cousin make you a redneck, or do you actually have to go through with it?

I think it depends, 1) Is she crazy hot? 2) Is it a passing thought or are you contemplating it for some time.

I mean, if my cousin looked like Megan Fox, the appropriate question might be "are you a homosexual if you haven't thought about it." Regardless of the hotness factor, and IMHO, however, if the thought is not promptly dismissed, you may be a redneck...