You know you're a redneck when...

[Trample the Elderly]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

I think it depends, 1) Is she crazy hot? 2) Is it a passing thought or are you contemplating it for some time.

I mean, if my cousin looked like Megan Fox, the appropriate question might be "are you a homosexual if you haven't thought about it." Regardless of the hotness factor, and IMHO, however, if the thought is not promptly dismissed, you may be a redneck...

She's alright looking. She's just a stuck up b that thinks her stuff doesn't stink. The thought of giving her a pearl necklace just seems like justice. The thought has come up from time to time but it's nothing that I dwell on. Besides, she's my second cousin so it should be cool right?