F...People that take the middle urinal

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Originally Posted by MonkFan4Life

Oh God ! The Security guard came in my room to see what I was watching cause I was laughing so hard. I used to hate that using the Gym at my job. My first week going I'm getting dressed to go work out. One guy is already to my right fresh out of the shower so I turn to the left to finished getting dressed. Sure as shit, it was like a freaking movie, I close the locker and turn around and this old man is standing right there with his Johnson Strap dangling about 6 inches from my cheek laughing with this other naked guy. I was shocked and before I could check to see if he was a supervisor of mine, worked in my bureau, knew me, or anything I blurted out "Oh come the fuck on man!". My friend who was with me started laughing at me, the guy apologized and said he didn't know he was that close.

But that shoulder thing is funny because they will walk around with a dry ass towell while they have water dripping all over the place. What about the prick who stands in from of the fan to dry off. AHHHH I HATE THAT SON OF A BITCH !!!!

I'll do ya one better- I've seen on numerous occasions these old dudes using the hairdryers in the locker room to dry the taint area- you know, one leg up on the bench so they can really get a good angle on it. Makes me throw up in my own mouth a little bit.

My health club is in a very affluent area, too. Lots of these guys are doctors, lawyers, and super successful businessmen. Despite all their success in life, their lack of basic social decency/tact/personal boundaries is staggering. And effin disgusting.