Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!

KLHJ2 · 05-08-2007, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

That describes this kid's parents to a T. During baseball season, his dad was bringing over thousands of dollars worth of lawn care equipment for the coaches to use on the baseball field.

That bastard didn't even try out for the team until his senior year. He was a male cheerleader with a popped collar. He was slow, couldn't catch and cried like a bitch every time he got hit. Still he never got benched until the State Championship quarter finals during half time. We were down 47 to 7. I got the call the second half and we still lost 47 to 7. But the point was that it was a little too late to give me my job back when I hadn't played the entire year. The damn coach should have gave me my damn job back as soon as I was healthy. Not that it was worth much then, but both the HC and the WR coach appologized to me after graduation. "We should have played you earlier in the year". That statement only reinforced my pre-conceived theory, that it was a bunch of political bullshit.

KLHJ2 · 06-26-2007, 04:22 AM

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TMC, I came across this and it reminded me of this thread; enjoy.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-26-2007, 10:53 AM

HA! That made me laugh quite hard.

hesscl34 · 06-26-2007, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

It was big news in our local paper today. This kid's name is Jonathan Wilson. He is a tool and I hate him. How can you NOT want to punch this kid?

At least if he makes the team, I can always say that I made him cry during little league baseball at least a dozen times.

Hmmm.... he's kinda hot..

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 06-26-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by hesscl34

Hmmm.... he's kinda hot..

wow he looks constipated in that picture and you say hot.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-26-2007, 03:23 PM

He's a tool, but I'm over it. He obviously wasn't asked back.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 06-26-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

He's a tool, but I'm over it. He obviously wasn't asked back.

good we dont need someone who is constipated all the time to be on our team.

Monkeydad · 06-26-2007, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by hesscl34

Hmmm.... he's kinda hot..

Hmmm....you're kinda blind.

Yep...constipated is the look...

hesscl34 · 06-26-2007, 03:54 PM

You guys can't take a joke... sheesh..

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 06-26-2007, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by hesscl34

You guys can't take a joke... sheesh..

I can take a joke but it wasn't funny.

Monkeydad · 06-26-2007, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by hesscl34

Hmmm.... he's kinda hot..

That's not the joke smiley.

06-26-2007, 04:22 AM	#62
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! Only You Can Prevent Douchebaggery Video \| Heavy.com TMC, I came across this and it reminded me of this thread; enjoy.

06-26-2007, 10:53 AM	#63
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! HA! That made me laugh quite hard. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-26-2007, 03:23 PM	#66
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! He's a tool, but I'm over it. He obviously wasn't asked back. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-26-2007, 03:54 PM	#69
hesscl34 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germantown, MD Posts: 2,782	Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins! You guys can't take a joke... sheesh..

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